Who Is Your Drunk British Alter Ego?

Your drunk alter ego is practically perfect in every way. You're a social butterfly and are constantly convincing everyone how fine you are, how wonderful they are, and how great this night is! You love meeting new people and making a million plans with the new best friend you just met in the bathroom. Being Mary Poppins, you remain happy throughout the night and know your boozy limits. If something goes wrong, you're the one who takes charge and makes sure everyone is ok. You're always handing out aspirin, plasters, and getting people water from the bar. Sometimes, you wish you were the one who was the drunken mess at the end of the night, but the next day, when everyone else is nursing their hangovers and you're feeling great, you're always happy you weren't.

Your alter ego is the f-f-f-f-f-fabulous Austin Powers. You're known for bringing the party wherever you go and you're always the first one strutting out into a circle in the dance floor to show off your groovy moves. When you're not telling jokes and making friends with any and everyone, you're trying out chat up lines on the cutie behind the bar. Your drunk self oozes confidence and energy, fighting to stay out until the lights come on and ordering rounds of jagerbombs for your friends who are flagging. You're a nonstop party animal - at least until the hangover kicks in, anyway.

Your alter ego is Ali G innit! You're a real lad’s lad or a girl’s girl and once you have started sipping that sweet gin and juice there's no stopping you! Somehow, you always end up starting trouble - and it's never your fault, you were just standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. You're never really sure of your limits, but if you manage to remember what you did the night before, the next day, you add it to your long list of unbelievable stories you tell over a donner and chips at your local kebab shop in the early hours the next time you got out.

Your drunk alter ego is the sophisticated Sherlock Holmes. You love to discuss ideas, politics and philosophy after a pint or two. An intellectual drunk by nature your motto is: "the more you drink the more you think". On the occasions you do go out, you usually end up in the smoking area, chatting to a kindred spirit about like, philosophy, man. It doesn't matter that you wake up and realise it's all nonsense, when you are drunk you are the smartest, deepest thinker your local pub has ever seen - or so you think at the time, anyway.