How Normal Are You?
How normal do you actually think you are?
Can you roll your tongue?
How often do you change your bed sheets?
How do you start a text message?
How do you eat a creme egg?
Do you believe in adivination?
How do you cook your eggs?
How does this picture make you feel?
One word for this image...
How do your cabinets look?
You are as normal as normal gets-if there ever was such a thing! You wouldn’t miss a night without brushing your teeth or go a week without washing your bed sheets if your life depended on it. You love structure and routine and this is what keeps you on the right path. You can’t roll your tongue and you should be grateful that you have not been mixed with alien beings that make that ability possible. Being normal is by no means a bad thing; it just means you are part of select part of society and move along with it wherever life takes you.
Weird is wonderful in your eyes and you believe that the world is full of weirdos. Let’s face it, humans are pretty weird species. When we compare ourselves to other things in this world, we just add to the weird and wonderful parts of it. You like your egg scrambled and hate routine. Life is a rollercoaster for you and most people don’t understand your lifestyle and what you do as you have stepped out of your comfort zone and stepped into the weirderness.
You like to think you lead a normal life but something is quite off balance. You have strange habits and like obscure things. Your taste is refined and being obscure might be an understatement. People find it difficult to understand you and instead of following the crowd and eating fried eggs, or scrambled or dippy, you will go for poached-you like to go to the extreme of situations, try new things and look at things in a different perspective.
Did you ever come across the word abnormal in life? You might be looked at a little strangely walking down the street, but it is only because people are inspired by your abnormality. You can roll your tongue and you love licking your crème egg as if it were something a little bit naughty. You are spontaneous and look at life through the looking glass. Normal is a word that doesn’t enter your dictionary nor do you care for the word. Everyone in secret is a little bit abnormal. As the Oxford English dictionary states, normal is: “conforming to the standard or the common type”, but who says what the common type is anyway?