Which Sassy Housewife Are You?

Unconcerned with what people think, The Bitch says what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to say. With an opinion on everything and a colorful vocabulary with which to express it, this is someone you can always rely on to speak their mind.

The Jailbird might be sweet as pie on the outside but anyone who knows her knows she's not to be messed with. A rebel at heart, beneath her sugary exterior The Jailbird is tough as nails and always ready for a fight.

Lazy and anti-social, The Princess’ idea of a perfect day is one spent doing absolutely nothing. Content to be waited on hand and foot, there are few lengths The Princess won’t go to to get out of doing work – even if avoiding it is more effort than the task itself!

An expert in passive aggression, the Little Sister is a jumbled mess of insecurity and bitterness. Always in the shadow of others, whether it’s an older sibling or a successful friend, The Little Sister will cling to any scrap of attention they can get.

The Primadonna is hot shit – and knows it. With an Ego the size of Jupiter, nothing can deflate The Primadonna’s abundance of self confidence. With expensive tastes, impossibly high standards, a temperamental attitude and a sense of superiority over everyone, The Primadonna is a very demanding person to have around.

Thriving on chaos, the Drama Queen will jump at any opportunity to stir the pot. Ready to bitch about anyone at a moment’s notice, the Drama Queen is the ultimate gossip – determined to know everything about everyone. Always looking to get a reaction, the Drama Queen will do anything possible to be the center of attention.

Fickle, hedonistic and impulsive, the Homewrecker lives for sensory experiences – with little regard for the consequences. Easily bored, reckless and shallow, the Homewrecker is a hurricane –never in one place for long but inevitably followed by a trail of destruction.

When in doubt – drink! Naturally maternal but stuck in a permanent state of stress, the only thing that keeps Wine Mom going is copious amounts of alcohol. In a near-constant state of inebriation, Wine Mom’s lack of inhibitions, soppy generosity and drunken antics is a source of amusement to all.