If Harry Potter Characters Had A Say In The Story
If Harry Potter Characters Had A Say In The Story
There are too many areas in the Harry Potter series where you go to bed cursing J.K. Rowling. Here's what would happen if characters actually had a say in the story.
There are too many areas in the Harry Potter series where you go to bed cursing J.K. Rowling. Here's what would happen if characters actually had a say in the story.
Harry Potter
Hello Ms. Rowling, thank you for meeting us today
J.K. Rowling
Ummm, you're welcome, but what for?
Hermione Granger
Well, we have some problems with the book. Books actually. While I will say you are a very accomplished and admirable author, we feel the need to address some dislikes in the books.
Ron Weasley
Yeah, like do I really have to be poor? And can I not be one of the youngest?
J.K. Rowling
Oh...
Well, you see...
Harry Potter
And why can't Cho go to the Yule Ball with me?
J.K. Rowling
Um....
Hermione Granger
And does Ron really have to make me cry in the first book? I believe I am stronger than that.
Ron Weasley
Yeah, and do I really have to make her cry?
Harry Potter
Awwwwwwwwww
Ron Weasley
Zip it Pootter
Harry Potter
It's Potter
Ron Weasley
I know:)
Harry Potter
Hey!
Hermione Granger
Ronald! That is a terrible example to your children! Why, just yesterday I was telling Rose how you fought in that life size Wizard's Chess Game...
Harry Potter
Yeah, why can't I do that instead of being CONSTANTLY IN DANGER!!!!
Ron Weasley
Hey! You get to slay a dragon! Let me be the hero mister Poot......
Hermione Granger
RON!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter
Wait... where's Ms. Rowling, I wanted to discuss Hedwig dying. And Hagrid dying. And Cedric dying. And Dumbledore dying. And Snape dying. And Dobby dying. And my parents dying. And....
Hermione Granger
We get it Pootter
Ron Weasley
Isn't it fun:)
Hermione Granger
*sigh* Yes Ron, it is fun.
Harry Potter
Hey!
Ron Weasley
But seriously, where is Ms. Rowling.
Hermione Granger
I'll try texting her again.
J.K. Rowling
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Hermione Granger
So much for that!
Harry Potter
So........ anyone up for a coffee?