Home Alone vs. Christmas Vacation: Which Movie Do These Quotes Belong To?
Home Alone vs. Christmas Vacation: Which Movie Do These Quotes Belong To?
You've heard all the best quotes, but do you know if they belong to the Griswolds or the McCallisters?
You've heard all the best quotes, but do you know if they belong to the Griswolds or the McCallisters?
“No clothes on anybody. Sickening!”
“I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.”
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"The silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer. "
“____, your girlfriend… WOOF.”
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? ”
"WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around. We're at the threshold of hell."
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
“Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”
"Save the neck for me."
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
"Look what ya did ya little jerk."
"If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all."
“You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?”
"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"_____ you're such a disease."
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know."
I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.