What If God Actually Was One Of Us? Here's What He'd Say
What If God Actually Was One Of Us? Here's What He'd Say
Really though, what would it be like?
Really though, what would it be like?
God
Okay! Here I am! Humanity. Okay.
HELLO PERSON; COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE?
Scared Man
LEAVE ME ALONE!
God
But wait-hold on!
Scared Man
HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
God
Oy okay. That didn't go well. Lets try this guy...
Hey buddy-spare a dime?
Republican
No I can't! You should get a job! That's the American way! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! Dig your own grave! Down with Russia! Jesus sayeth; "and yay, thou shalt have a job!"
God
Pretty sure he didn't say that.
Republican
And how would a heathen like yourself know that?!
God
Trust me buddy, I know.
Anyway, talking about Jesus, isn't charity a Christian virtue?!
Republican
You know what's the truest Christian virtue? Capitalism!
God
Look buddy, I don't want to get into a fight here, but you aren't behaving very well.
Republican
How dare you! This is what this PC culture does, it's ruining young American minds!
God
Okay-just go!
This is tough!
Okay, one more try.
Spare some change, Ma'am
Poor Woman
I don't have much, but okay. Here's a little something.
God
Hey! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Poor Woman
No problem. Take care of yourself.
God
Hey, hey Ma'am-can I ask you a question?
Poor Woman
Sure. What do you need?
God
Are you religious?
Poor Woman
Sometimes.
God
What do you mean?
Poor Woman
I mean-sometimes it's hard to believe in anything. But I try to be good to everyone, because even if God isn't real, kindness is still important.
God
So do you think God is out there?
Poor Woman
I don't know. I hope so.
God
I hope so too. I hope so too.