Can YOU Understand Scottish Twitter?
We translate it for you!
what's a "maw?"
Mother purchased soap that smells like dish cleaner, so now I smell like a plate!
...dugs?
Walking the dogs and a man inquired if they belonged to Jack Russell. I said that they belonged to me.
I have literally no idea what's going on
Mother gets so jealous when I have leisure time, but I refuse to feel guilty because she has to stay home and make Italian food
Nothing but questions
The Police visited with me and told me my dogs were chasing locals on bikes, but I said that my dogs do not own bikes
That's no way to address your mother good sir
Mother asked I use less toilet paper to save money, so I said I would leave my bum dirty to save her the $1.50
Pour one out for the sniffer dogs...
I'd be very upset if I were a sniffer dog. All of my friends would be frolicking in the park and I would be stuck at work. It would be bad.
This person possibly needs help?
Do you ever feel the urge to wrap yourself in tin foil and then put yourself in the microwave and blow yourself up?
