What Lesbian Stereotype Are You?

You are a butch lesbian! Most likely you have shaved hair, Baggy jeans, and Disdain For Knitwear. They have a slightly more swag about them and probably a knack for some sort of construction trade or technical computer skills.

You are a athlete lesbian! Most likely you have Killer abs, Competitive Attitude, and Superfood Smoothie recipes. Killer body, obviously. Thighs that define why you became a lesbian. The ability to kick your ass at anything from football to beer-pong. Although usually on some sort of super-food diet, life is never dull when you’re dating an Athletic.

You are the Boy Babe! With Their Small features and masters of the “hair flick”, these girls can turn even the most confident lesbian into a cowering, needy mess. Usually focused on their careers, you’ll spot these ladies on their laptops at coffee shops and multitasking on the underground. And while most lesbian couples hate being asked, “which one of you is the boy?” these girls are proud to admit to wearing the trousers. Or the grey, pinstriped trouser-suit, to be exact.

You are a Lipstick Lesbian! Contrary to popular belief, these girls aren’t all maxi-dresses and shiny jewellery, but more likely to wear impossibly well fitting skinny jeans and casual yet expensive tops. The Lipstick Lesbian is the most likely of any category to keep half their exes as friends, and the other half of their circle probably fancy them desperately.

You are an Alpha lesbian! Considered top of the Lesbian Food-Chain, Alphas are terrifying, addictive and an incredibly rare breed. They’re unnervingly confident, impossible to talk to and can make a grown woman stutter just by looking through you. They’re probably in some quirky niche job, effortlessly successful and only shop online, at vintage stores, or look like they’re sponsored by Abercrombie and Fitch.

You are an activist lesbian! You will fight for the right of all gays and/or women. You are most likely a feminist and go to rallies or protests every week or so. Although you may be hard to date, but your relationship will stay strong because of your strong, unquenching passion for the rights of all gays and women.

You are a closeted lesbian! You have not come out yet and probably won't for a while! You don't want anyone to suspect you're gay so you will probably dress more femme than others and go out with more guys. Don't worry, it's not your fault (i know it sounds weird but god did not bring this on you as a punishment). And if no one accepts you just go somewhere that does and find mrs.right!