Who Said It? Donald Trump Or A Random YouTube Comment?
It's not as easy as it sounds.
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
Trump is firmly on Team Pattinson.
"Being a feminist is a problem since I am a man and by extension their worst enemy."
People get fired up when watching Jimmy Fallon videos on the Internet.
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
Is he talking about donkeys?
“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
He might be right about that.
"Ted's and Rubio's got the loudest crowd, I noticed. Chris Wallace, maybe you're right. They must be paid lobbyists."
This random commenter seems awfully chummy with Chris Wallace, though.
“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
He loves to fire people.
"I am a man watching the view. Am I going to grow boobs by watching the show? Will my willie fall off?"
Hey. He had to ask. You know...just in case.
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
If this POTUS thing doesn't work out for him, maybe he can be a diet guru.
"Time to kick some ISIS ass... again. This time we need to FINISH the job."
Because if we don't beat the terrorists, then the terrorists win.
"My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."
He's not trying to make you feel bad. He's just stating a fact.
"Grab her by the pussy."
