Which Medieval Atrocity Matches What Your Friends Think Of You?

Time to go Medieval on your friendship goals.

Linda Casablanca
Created by Linda Casablanca
On Nov 20, 2015

How on point are your partying skills?

What would you do if one of your friends made a strange fashion choice?

When your friends are mad at you, how do you deal?

One of your friends is throwing you shade. What is the most likely reason?

Oh snap! You've spaced on something REALLY IMPORTANT. What do you do?

Do your friends listen to you?

Caption this.

How deep does your squad roll?

You and your friends are taking a class together. Which one are you?

Do you bring soup to your friends when they're sick?

If your friends could look inside and see the real you, what would happen?

The Spanish Inquisition

The Spanish Inquisition

No one expected the Spanish Inquisition, but it brought with it a complete intolerance for anyone who thought outside the accepted societal norms. And isn't that you all over? Your friends love you, but they wish you'd be a little less judgmental. Does it really matter that one of your friends wants to take clog dancing lessons or try paleo? Maybe it does, but you know you ought not to say anything. Still, when you ought not to do something, you do it anyway.

Serfdom

Serfdom

In the Middle Ages, the ruling class gained power by exploiting the workers and hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma. And isn't that just you all over? Sort of... Your friends love you, but they wish you'd be a little more self-sufficient. Do you really need your friends to do everything, or could you make your own brunch reservations? It's not that hard. Even a lowly peasant could do it.

The Black Plague

The Black Plague

In the Middle Ages, the Black Plague spread across Europe, reducing the population by a third. And isn't that just you all over? Sort of... Your friends love you, but they wish you'd stay away when you're sick. You're a good friend to want to show up at that thing at that place no matter what, but if you've got a cold, stay home. Your friends don't want your germs. They're too germy...

Witch Hunts

Witch Hunts

In the Middle Ages, people blamed all of their problems on witches and enacted swift and enduring punishment. And isn't that just you all over? Your friends love you, but they wish you'd let stuff go once in a while. You can really hold a grudge. Yes, so-and-so was very curt with you that one time, but that was years ago. Move on! You hold onto old slights so tight, it almost seems like you've been enchanted!

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