Which Columbia Related U.S. President Are You?

You are the American Dream. Bright, hardworking, and undeniable. You stand up for what is right and don't care about being popular. You are classy, humble, and quiet. You are the OG Columbia sad boy and have a tendency of writing pretentious poetry but hey it happens to the best of us.

Obama transferred to Columbia from Occidental and graduated with a B.A. in Political Science before becoming U.S. President.

You are outdoorsy, extroverted, but reserved. You probably are a COOP leader and own a whole lot of Patagonia. You "speak softy and carry a big stick" but can sometimes come off as aloof. You are goal oriented and in it for the long haul.

Teddy Roosevelt went to Columbia Law to earn his J.D. before dropping out.

You like power. You have many great ideas to put into action and are a bit of a control freak. Due to your high profile, people assume that you are doing good and are impressive but your elitism and megalomania allow you to make rash, damaging decisions.

FDR, relative of Teddy, went to Columbia Law to earn his J.D. before dropping out.

You are the product of arrested development. Your superiority complex coupled with your racism and ineloquence make you abhorrent. However, you are able to seize power by appealing to man's more sordid side. It's not that you're a master manipulator but that you surround yourself with those that are.

President Donald J. Trump attempted to sue Lee C. Bollinger after Bollinger backed out of a deal to buy land of Trump's for Columbia University.

You are utterly forgettable. You don't exactly leave an impression. You go with the flow and are not into rocking the boat or effecting change. You are fine with the way things are.

Dwight D. Eisenhower served as President of Columbia University before serving as U.S. President.

You are a mystery. Intriguing, grandiose, but absent. You stir shit and disappear. You always keep them wanting more. You are an enigma. If Laura Palmer were a U.S. President, it would be you. Your reputation on the field, at every party, and around campus is widespread.

Ulysses S. Grant was a famed Union army general in the Civil War before becoming U.S. President and is buried in a grand, glittering tomb that is adjacent to Columbia's MoHi campus beside Riverside Church.

You are an introvert. You are quiet, controlled, and don't speak up enough for yourself. You let your traditions background and shyness silence you. However, your virtue is your saving grace. Despite it all, people only remember you for all you did not do or say.

LBJ became president of the U.S. after JFK's assassination in 1963, having served as V.P. He was president of the U.S. during the riots at Columbia in 1968.

DAMN. You are smart, handsome, down to earth, and everyone loves you. You are magnetic. Whenever you walk into a room, everyone gets up to talk to you. You are cultured, cosmopolitan, and a born leader. You are an excellent writer and love to lend a helping hand. However, you incur envy from some of your peers and are a bit promiscuous.

J.F.K. was a noble prize winning author and senator from Massachusetts before he became U.S. President. He delivered one of his most famous speeches at Columbia University ten days before his assassination on the role of the press in a free society.