what bungou stray dogs character are you?

*puts an entire uncut pineapple on top of a pizza without breaking eye contact*

WHAT THE FUCK?! OF COURSE NOT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!??

. . . i mean, pizza is pizza, right?

yes pls :3
wait does that- does that say. . . nipple?

PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS AN ABOMINATION IN AND OF ITSELF, LEAVE NIPPLES OUT OF THIS

FUCK! ME! UP! MY BODY IS READY DADDY, COVER MY NAKED ASS IN THAT SWEET JUICE

. . . I know it's not water but I refuse to say anything else

. . . w-watering can?

oh FUCK you!

ive seen too much internet not to know where this is going and i refuse to answer

PEE!!!! PEE ON MY LIMBS DADDY YES!!!!

water? and why is the plant moaning?

ninths of what, exactly?

oh darling i have ninths EVERY night ;)

um, sure! thank you!

NINTHS OF THIS DICK!!!!1! YES DADDY YES!!!

jesus motherfucking mcchrist is that a fucking loRAX REFERENCE BURN IN HELL

. . . I suppose I could always save what I don't eat for later. . .

Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-

take it home and care for it until i can find the original owner

well, if it's sick i should probably take it to the vet first, right? and then make wanted posters, right? or wait no, FOUND posters not wanted posters haha oops! although i HOPE that puppy is wanted. . .

hug it and take it home and take good care of my new son!!!! KNiT HIM ALL OF THE SWEATERS!!!!!1! original owners who??? old family what??? FINDERS KEEPERS BITCH!!!

that depends on a variety of factors not clearly explained in this question

leave it. not my problem.

just ask ur mom- i was 360 no-scopin that AsS last night BOIIII!!!!

why are you using numbers instead of letters? is this the "texting"?

im mlg af bitch, top kek get rek

no.

. . . i was once called "l33t" by a child and to this day i am unsure if they meant it sarcastically or not

. . . i got 10th place on rainbow road once?

what, you mean like toDAY?

no! of course not!

. . .

wh- well, who the fuck are you, anyway?!

yes.

I would NEVER!!!!!! How dare you even SUGGEST such a thing??!

I would hardly consider pictures of. . . him. . . weird! he's very attractive, okay!?

oh, what HAVEN'T I jacked it to, that's the real question here!

well. . . I suppose there was that one time i- oh would you look at that, i have to be going now, goodbye!

I- well, i-it really depends on what you define as weird!

ROOMBAS ARE FUCKING SEXY OKAY DONT SHAME ME!!!1!

I DONT

oh boy this code is really difficult. . . does it say. . . i dont know, something to do with eggs maybe?

never gonna. . . *deep sigh*

never gonna give you up. simple.

never gonna give you- wait, why ar e you laughing?

I hate you. I hate you so much.

hmm. . . maybe the first letters of each line- no. . . maybe just the first letter- oh fUCK yOU!!!!