Which BNHA pro hero/UA teacher are you?

the same thing I do every night, pinkie- try to take over the world!

minecraft yuotuber

murder

whatever it takes to stave off the existential despair!

run a shady tattoo parlor out of the back of a walmart

become a timbs model

vape tricks

girls

WE HAVE TO RESPECT WOMEN, ENDEAVOR

by the gallon!

*chugs vodka out of a bottle labeled 'respect women juice' ye

yeah but its not the only kind of women juice i like ;)))

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT

of course.

every day.

oh worm??

I’m on like 6 layers of irony rn

*only knows overused twitter peasant memes* haha yeah!

of course! those delightful cats deserve all the cheeseburgers!

haslkjhlgd hhh,, hey Beter

*eats “powder that makes you say yes”* yes

*knowing smirk* turn down for what

HAT ARE THESE SO-CALLED “‘’MEMES””’ AND HOW CAN I DESTROY THEM

um, i mean. . . more than you need in your body? i guess????

i don’t know about you but i bone all the time ;))))

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE!!!!

more than a thousand seems kind of tacky to me, personally

no such thing you fuckin prep

207

that’s for me to know and you to find out.

NONE! THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES ARE INNUMERABLE! HEAR THEM CRACKLE AND BREAK BENEATH MY FEET!

*wipes tears from eyes* ah, nothing like the place where you first lost your butt virginity!

a wretched hive of filth and depravity that must be cleansed in blood and flame

Oh, I’ve been there before! I liked it!

GROSS! i swear i found pubes in my pancakes there once!

kinky.

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ihop for peasants

liminal space,, both blessed and cursed,, not of this world,,,

10000!!!1!! TEXAS SMASH MY TEXAS ASS!!! PLUS ULTRA!!!!

. . . which form?

zero!? He’s a good dad, you guys, don’t do this to him

10 for sure!

a soft six to a hard seven, if you know what I mean ;)

69 ;)))

oh i’d hit that. . . WITH MY CAR

eh, i wouldn’t kick him out of bed i guess. . . 5/10

wAKE ME UP (wake me up inside) I CANT WAKE UP

hotline bling

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, IF TEN MILLION FIRE FLIES

I AM KIN WITH RAGE AND FURY AND DARKNESS DO NOT PATRONIZE ME WITH THESE SO-CALLED MEMES

crAAWWLLLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

what the fuck does “kin” mean??

IF IT STAYS ON THE SIDEWALK ITLL DRY UP AND DIE SO PICK IT UP AND CARRY IT TO SAFETY, DROP IT OFF IN A NEARBY POND

*looks at fat toad lying on the ground, probably alive but might be dead* same

walk around it

lick it!!! i’ve heard that gets you high as shit!

*puts on gloves* ohh looks like its SCIENCE TIIIME!

CRUSH IT BETWEEN MY POWERFUL TEETH AND FEEL THE BLOOD RUN DOWN MY THROAT AS I SAVOR THE TANG OF VICTORY

ew GrOSS do NOTHING!!!!

poke it to see if its dead

THE ONLY DRUG IM HIGH ON IS V I CTO R Y

whomstve in this chat smokes weed?

I’m gay and asking me that is homophobic.

*chugs maple syrup out of a bong* dude,, what if the real weed,,, was the friends we made along the way?

*snorts cocaine off desk* I have more refined tastes.

depends who’s asking

*takes hit* you know it, bitch.

Of course not!!! Heroes don’t do drugs!!!!

*asexual confusion*

yOUR MOM!!!1! TOP KEK GET REKT GG EZ

. . . let’s just say the phrase “creaming your jeans” got a whole new meaning

*sweats nervously* okay but if you never stripped down and started grinding against a cardboard cutout of all might for six hours before looking into its beautiful cardboard eyes and making hot sweaty passionate love on top of your thomas the tank engine carpet while listening to “wonderwall” did you even have a childhood?

why sleep WITH something when you can sleep ON a couch??

I had an altogether pleasant experience with a squirrel once, i sure stored my nuts in THOSE cheeks!

oh, so humanoid robots are kinky but roombas aren’t? fuck off with that double standard if your feminism doesn’t include roomba fucking who is it even for

*holds up a cucumber* vegan girls make do