Crossout one love - who's your spouse?
Crossout one love - who's your spouse?
It's the time of spring holidays, and love is in the air. And if it passes you by, this test will help you determine who is likely to be your paramour in the world of Crossout. If you are a representative of the fair, take this test as a bit of light-hearted fun. Shall we?
It's the time of spring holidays, and love is in the air. And if it passes you by, this test will help you determine who is likely to be your paramour in the world of Crossout. If you are a representative of the fair, take this test as a bit of light-hearted fun. Shall we?
Oh, I wish I could take my own car to an open field, and...
Scar AB said — today we don't go scavenging. What will you do?
There's a survivor village close by, and its girls are famous for their beauty. But — tough luck! — they have matriarchy. They take men from other villages. And you want to get married! What do you do?
Your village is shrouded in thick fog that came from the Necropolis (the dead city). You can not see anything. What do you do?
Village head sent you to the city for pre-war rarities with community money. What do you bring back?
You and the other men from the village have gathered to have fun. What do you do?
Your wife left on your car and hasn't returned in three days. What do you do?
We need to recapture Ulysses' Fortress from these Lunatics. What do you do?
You captured prisoners. What do you do?
You met an old she-friend and you're driving her home. Behind another turn you see your wife. She sees you. ... ... ... Any last words?
Your spouse is the broadest woman on earth
Your spouse is the broadest woman on earth
Distinctive features:
Broad soul
Broad apron
Results of the experiment codenamed ‘Mouse in the room’:
Puts mouse traps in every corner, sits down with a frying pan at the ready, waiting for a mouse to emerge.
Your spouse is the busiest woman in the world
Your spouse is the busiest woman in the world
Distinctive features:
‘Make business, not love’ badge
Tidy suit that would have gone for business-like in the old world
Results of the experiment codenamed ‘Mouse in the room’:
Finds out the mouse's gender. Depending on the result, either loses interest in the mouse, or founds Crossout Women's League with it.
Your spouse is the quietest woman on the planet
Your spouse is the quietest woman on the planet
Distinctive features:
Always folded hands
Looking down
Halo of goodness and humility
Results of the experiment codenamed ‘Mouse in the room’:
As long as the mouse runs around looking for food, pities the mouse. Then breaks down and feeds it a sandwich with cheese and butter.
Your spouse is the craziest woman in the galaxy
Your spouse is the craziest woman in the galaxy
Distinctive features:
Loves her husband beyond belief
Battles her husband beyond redemption
Can not live with her husband
Can not live without her husband.
Results of the experiment codenamed ‘Mouse in the room’:
Ignores the mouse, smashes dishes because her husband stayed at work late again. The mouse flees.
Your spouse is the most beautiful woman in the universe
Your spouse is the most beautiful woman in the universe
Distinctive features:
Impossible beauty (attention, sunglasses required)
A crowd of fans behind her
Free views on love
Results of the experiment codenamed ‘Mouse in the room’:
Jumps up on a stool, screams ‘Mouse’. On this command the fans charge the mouse together.