"So what do you do for fun?"
Call my mates and have a tea party
I like to make things with my hands
Watch a good movie and eat sweets
Go for a couple of pints with the lads
Fishing. I love a good boat trip
How would your pals best describe you?
Extremely shy and a bit weird
Strange but that's what I like about them
A mysterious one. They don't tell us much
They can be a bit of a back-stabber at times
Workaholic. We never really see him any more
You've just bought chips in the chipper. How do you eat them?
I get my little friends to feed them to me
That's none of your business
Out of a hat. They taste better that way
Claws because I'm edgy
I like to pick them up with my hook
You're thirsty after all that salt and vinegar. What's your drink of choice?
Anything but lemonade. I hate the stuff
Captain Morgans. I love a good rum
A good scotch
Chocolate milkshake and it's my own recipe
Tea. You can't beat a cuppa
You're at the hairdressers. What do you ask for?
Dye it red. My roots are shocking!
Dreads. So I can whip my hair back and forth like Willo Smith
A well-rounded bob. If there's a hair out of place I'll go mad
Short and neat. I need to look professional at all times
I don't go to the hairdressers. I'm handy with a pair of scissors myself
How do you get ready for a night out?
Stick on a shirt and Hailo a ship
Shower and a shave. I'm sexy enough as it is
The more foundation the better
I get my little friends to do my hair and makeup. Everything needs to be perfect
What's makeup? Will it hide my scars?
What could you not live without?
Captain Jack Sparrow
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