"So what do you do for fun?"
I like to make things with my hands
Call my mates and have a tea party
Watch a good movie and eat sweets
Fishing. I love a good boat trip
Go for a couple of pints with the lads
How would your pals best describe you?
Workaholic. We never really see him any more
They can be a bit of a back-stabber at times
Extremely shy and a bit weird
Strange but that's what I like about them
A mysterious one. They don't tell us much
You've just bought chips in the chipper. How do you eat them?
Claws because I'm edgy
I like to pick them up with my hook
Out of a hat. They taste better that way
That's none of your business
I get my little friends to feed them to me
You're thirsty after all that salt and vinegar. What's your drink of choice?
Tea. You can't beat a cuppa
Anything but lemonade. I hate the stuff
Chocolate milkshake and it's my own recipe
A good scotch
Captain Morgans. I love a good rum
You're at the hairdressers. What do you ask for?
I don't go to the hairdressers. I'm handy with a pair of scissors myself
Short and neat. I need to look professional at all times
Dye it red. My roots are shocking!
Dreads. So I can whip my hair back and forth like Willo Smith
A well-rounded bob. If there's a hair out of place I'll go mad
How do you get ready for a night out?
I get my little friends to do my hair and makeup. Everything needs to be perfect
Stick on a shirt and Hailo a ship
What's makeup? Will it hide my scars?
Shower and a shave. I'm sexy enough as it is
The more foundation the better
What could you not live without?
Captain Jack Sparrow
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