What Fast Food Should You Go Get, Like, Right Now?
You know you want something. But you can't quite put your finger on it...
Are you feelin' something fried and greasy?
Choose a side, homie.
Are you currently sober?
What time is it, dude?
How fat is your wallet lookin right now?
Which beverage would hit the spot?
Chicken or Beef?
Are you the only one eating?
Do you have a car that you can safely drive?
You wish you were _____, but really you're _____.
From 2pm-4pm, Taco Bell has some sweet $1 deals. Most likely though, it's 3am, you're drunk, and you need a Crunchwrap Supreme and a large Baja Blast. Go forth, my friend, and fill your stomach to the brim with ground beef and nacho cheese.
You're in need of the quick American classic. Keep your hard-earned money for better things and spend just a few bucks on lunch. You probably still can't decide whether you want a McDouble or some chicken nuggets, and the good thing is, the lady in front of you taking forever is giving you extra time to decide. Horray! You aren't the asshole today.
Ooooh, you tryna get somethin' fresh right now. You got the taste for a little veggies and a little crunch in yo lunch. But don't bring your friend though cuz you don't have another $10 for that homie. Lazy and day drunk? Go ahead and call that young delivery driver. He freaky fast n shit.
You're not looking for Grease City, but you don't want Salad Village, either. Your best bet is the faux exotic Panda Express. Choose chicken, beef, or both. Then you can go for some rice, noodles, or veggies. Did you know you can split your choice of side 1/2 and 1/2? Yeah, dude. The only downside to Panda is that it closes around 9pm, so get there early.
When chicken nuggets and fries just won't cut it, you know it's time to head to KFC to get your chicken and potatoes in another form, the Kentucky way. Grab your family and friends and go in on a bucket of original recipe. Just make sure you steal the drumsticks for yourself.
Dawg, Sonic got everything. That's why that's where you and your carful of friends need to be right now. Hella sides, hella drinks, hella ice cream and shit... plus some dope deals from 2-4pm. No Sonic in your area? That sucks bro, try Culver's or BK for the onion rings and mozzie sticks you crave.
You're either really hungry or really high if you're headed to White Castle. Usually it closes at midnight, so if you're pre-gaming, this is the perfect before-party spot to carb up. You can definitely hit your basic foods here, but if you're with your girlfriend... just... don't do it. Go across the street and get her some McNuggets, okay?
You aren't feelin the usual right now, are you? No, no, it's pizza time. Get yourself some Domino's with the hand tossed crust and some parmesan bread bites (trust me). Have that shit delivered, too, cuz forget about going out when you're with all your friends... Wait, you're not with your friends? Okay, just eat the whole pizza yourself, fuck it.