The Ultimate Dating Emoji Quiz

'Romantic night in?' Wine optional.

‘Sex?’ An oldie from your school days but a goodie.

Male and female genitals (not anatomically accurate). Watch out, a peach can refer to both front and rear

'Hump time?' Book a late night hookup.

An industrious metaphor: ‘My rocket’s fired up for your tunnel’.

Fingering. Until completion, obviously.

'Please don’t come on my face'. Alter expression as appropriate.

Clitoral stimulation. Making sense of the Beyoncé lyrics: ‘Turn that cherry out’.

Fellatio. Use repetition to evoke movement.

Cunnilingus. The more tongue the better.

Tit wank. (Those two fruits are melons).

'That session was explosive'. The emoji of a satisfied bedfellow.

'Anal, please'. Politeness is at your discretion.

'Spanking welcome'. Don’t be mistaken: in this context the peach is an ass.

'Shower sex?' Get dirty while getting clean.

'I’m done'. Usually a reaction to a dirty sext.

'I’ve come again (and again, and again).' Also best used in context.

'Mutual gratification?' Select appropriate emoji ages and genders.

'Vibrator in use'. Usually a response to: ‘What you doin?’.

'Not averse to nipple clamping.' Use high-heels, knives & chains for your preferred BDSM fetish.

‘I prefer sex when I’m high’. Beware: ‘chemsex’ is dangerous and not recommended.

‘Sorry, I have crabs’. Best leave it after that...