Hallowe'en Costumes

You are clearly a class act, who knows exactly what you want. Without sacrificing style, and with minimum effort, Phantom of the Opera is perfect for you.
A sharp suit, teamed with a mask and cape.
This look is sure to impress, because let's be honest, that's always important.

Classic, sultry, and a little bit dark.
This is an all-out Hallowe'en costume that is designed to make you look stunning rather than scary.
You're here, and you're participating, but this isn't meant to be amusing. You know exactly how to keep the balance between being attractive, and daunting enough to keep people away.

Hallowe'en is awesome!
You love the excuse to go crazy and wear whatever you want. This is the one night of the year where you know that you are cool, and in the absolute best costume.
You are a big kid, and running around with a plastic sword and doing your best Johnny Depp impersonation sounds like fun.
In fact, you're waiting to here back from Pirates of the Caribbean about being an extra in the next film.

The classic choice.
OK, it might not be the most original, but everybody has to dress as a witch sometime.
It's fun, kooky, you get to hit people with your broomstick, and there's something deliciously tongue-in-cheek if you're a witch-hunter.
You look forward to Hallowe'en and get a bit giddy, it doesn't take much to persuade you to get dressed up!

Hallowe'en is a frivolous waste of time.
There are much better things you could be doing, and you will participate with the greatest reluctance.
You have no intention of making a prat of yourself, dressing up as silly monsters, or using Hallowe'en as an excuse to dress in a risque fashion.
If you could get away with your work outfit, you would.
Dressed as a soldier, you can keep professional and detached.

You find the "rules" of fancy dress a bit confusing and unnecessary. A great costume is great for any time of year.
With the classic Santa costume, you have something easy to put together and, let's face it, nobody else is going to be wearing the same outfit!
You might get funny looks, but you don't care. You are going to enjoy yourself, and that's all that matters.