What Meat Are You LITERALLY?
What Meat Are You LITERALLY?
Ever wanted to know what meat you REALLY are? Well now your questions can be answered by taking this *mildly offensive quiz.
Ever wanted to know what meat you REALLY are? Well now your questions can be answered by taking this *mildly offensive quiz.
What do you value most in life?
How many friends do you have?
At school you were...
If you won a large sum of money you would...
What is success?
What's your favorite color out of the following?
Chicken
Chicken
You are the cheekiest chicken there ever was. You chase after others and follow their dreams. In the day you can be found flapping your wings in the hope of flying away. You are the apple pie of the meat world, everyone loves to have a bit of a nibble of you, But you can be very deadly if not cooked properly.
WATCH OUT FOR DAT SALMONELLA!!!
Beef
Beef
You are the coolest cow there is. You and your squad are the definition of #squadgoals. Ain't nobody got nufin on choo. You can be casual while you be munching on dat grass but your cray cray side will come out when da farmer try to tell da squad where to go.
WATCH OUT FOR DA FOOT AND MOUTH!!!
Pork
Pork
You are the porkiest pig there is. You like to nibble on anything that crosses your path! You greedy animal! You poke you snout in where it is not wanted at all, you cheeky bugger! In the day time you can be found stirring up dat mud, you filthy beast, ain't nobody wanna cuddle you.
WATCH OUT FOR DA PORKIE PIES!!!
Lamb
Lamb
You are the loneliest lamb there is. Among the meat world, ain't nobody got time for you. What a loser. You can be found in the corner of your field crying 'bout dat tuft of grass the main man sheep got. When you look in dat dictionary you wont be finding no #squadgoals. You truly are an introverted loner.
WATCH OUT FOR DAT MATTY FUR!!!!