Plan your ideal life in 2018 and we'll tell you your makeup aesthetic

You've been swiping on Boy Brow since before we were even shaping our brows correctly, and you have more pink bubblewrap pouches than you do shirts. Fuck you for being hot enough to use products whose main pro is that they make you look even more like yourself than you did already. You're one of those girls whose guy friends are all like, madly in love with her but too afraid to say anything. Maybe it's because you're so fucking dewy!

Your Instagram feed is an endless stream of expert-level tutorials, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a VIB Rouge member at Sephora, your wings are razor-sharp and your contouring skills would make Kim K., the Kontouring Kween, jealous. You wouldn't be caught dead in public without at least five different products on your face. If you ever woke up in the middle of the night feeling deathly ill and decided to go to the emergency room, you'd swipe on two layers of Benefit: They're Real! before you called the ambulance.

You actually tried the feather brows trend, and honestly, it didn't look like shit on you. You've got a bathroom shelf full of indie makeup brands in bold colors and finishes. You don't follow trends, you make them. You're essentially the target market for Rihanna's green and blue matte lipsticks, because you're the only one with the balls to actually pull them off.

You love a good red lip or smoky eye, because you understand that the basics are there for a reason: they work. You've just started to experiment with high-end makeup, and people can tell that you're stepping your game up -- your liquid liner is longer-lasting, your lipstick no longer transfers onto every can of Diet Coke you drink, and you've finally jumped on the highlighter bandwagon. Congrats queen! Wait until you find out about Korean skincare...