Which SUNY should you have really gone to?

Chances are if you're not an international student from a far-off asian country, this wasn't your first choice. You're an in-state student just looking for a good time without too much regard for academics.

You have a high tolerance for snow and don't mind the fact that the temperatures will rarely be above freezing for the whole school year.

According to Urban Dictionary it's "a place that idolizes beer pong, dealers sell weed at .6 for 20 and is generally a waste of money, time and sanity"

But if you go here you know that there are students who party on Thursday through Saturday every weekend, but there are also those who do not take their heads out of their books. Stony Brook is a diverse university with many unique individuals and groups of students who just want to make the best of their time in college.

You're a pretty average state school kid looking for good value and OK teaching, thoroughly basic in every way

The only As you're getting are in alcohol. You go harder than your average SUNY student and have probably pledged by now.
You probably played LAX in high school and come from somewhere in Long Island. You didn't get into Binghamton

Did you know that Binghamton is technically a 'public ivy'? Of course you do, because you never stop talking about it. The emerald in the SUNY crown, you actually tried in high school and that's why you're at somewhere half decent. Most of the time will be spent drinking in frat house basements to avoid thinking about the heroin epidemic currently gripping Broome county.

Your summers are spent in Long Island playing LAX and eating lox with exactly the same people who live in your dorm. With a name like Ariel (boy or girl) you're proud of your Jewish roots and your Jewish mother who forced you to come here even though you got into Tulane.

Whether you're a vegan, singer-songwriter or male who self identifies as a feminist you'll fit in here. Seriously, you're comfortable with your masculinity, and you tell everyone . . . every chance you get.

You're more of a house party than a frat fan, and you can be found in the basement of any party impressing your colleagues with your 'ally' club's most recent Zine. Your favorite bands include Girl Pool, Potty Mouth and Diet Cig because you know girls can rock just as hard as guys. Have you mentioned that?

A college in the middle of nowhere New York, in which only white, Abercrombie wearing, upper-middle class students from the buffalo and long island regions go.

Based on an unfounded belief that Geneseo is an "honors" college many whom were popular, intelligent, social, big fish in the their small ponds come together and act as if Geneseo is more like Harvard and is located rather in laguna beach, where the local bars rank more like Hyde or Teddys. Each night students can be found either at a party with plenty of over tanned, over worked out guys and girls or drinking in their dorm watching hours of MTV.

It's been said that school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes.
Chances are you drink heavily, are pretty into sports and are just a nice, well-rounded kid from Westchester. Alternatively you're doing an art major and just trying to let your creative side out, but will probably find yourself in a frat house instead of at home with watercolors.

It's said that Oneonta is Drinking town with a college problem.

It's also said that it's a mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basically gangs with greek letters.

You didn't try that hard in high school and you've regretted it ever since