This Is How Boys Hear What Girls Say
Hint: It never means what you think it means.
Men don't always hear what a woman thinks they do.
When she says, "Your friends are... different."
He hears... "I love your friends." When we ALL know that "different" is another word for "horrible."
She might THINK she's complimenting him...
When she says... "You're like the brother I never had."
He hears... "FRIENDZONED! DENIED!"
A harmless question?
When she asks, "Who is (whateverthegirlsnameisinhisphone)?"
He hears, "I don't trust you."
Fashion advice? Maybe he's not the best place?
When she says... "What should I wear?"
He hears, "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Remember to always be honest with yourself.
When she says... "Nothing's wrong!" [when something obviously is] (-_-)
He hears... "Nothing's wrong." (He really think it's hunky dory!)
Be confident in yourself!
When she says, "At least you tried?"
He hears, "LOSER!!!"
But not too confident!
When she says... "Let's cuddle."
He hears... "Let's get jiggy wit' it." (A lot like "netflix and chill")
Be patient.
When she says... "It'll only take 5 minutes."
He hears... "It'll only take 5 minutes." (But she means more than 5, BELIEVE ME.)
Everyone is made special, no one needS to ask this...
When she asks, "Did I gain weight?"
He hears, "TRICK QUESTION!"
Boy or girl, this one is NEVER a good sign...
When says, "We need to talk."
He hears, "ALERT, ALERT! WARNING! DANGER!"
Most importantly...
When she says, "I love you!"
He hears, "I love you!" (So say it more often!)
