Do you need more clarity in your trading?

Know you traded according to your plan, then do some tai chi

Wish you'd given the trade more room to move, then fantasise about "if only..."

What's a stop loss?

Check you definitely traded according to your plan, then have a good look to see if you can find another trade

Open another trade to see if you can catch some of the rest of the move

Think "maybe I should have stayed in a bit longer" but log your 2R in your trading journal with a smile

Think "oh that's interesting" as you pop out to your yoga class

Read all the "wow I just banked 10R" posts on your forum, feeling like you want to slap the smug bastards in the face

Think "oh shit, I'm long, better look at closing that trade"

Call up your broker from Starbucks shouting "sell" really loudly, just like in the films

Open up a chart for gold to see what you think

Think "I don't trade gold" while going long silver

Sell gold (like that bloke said) and look forward to banking your profits when you get home

Leave clear instructions with your broker and ring him/her every other day to check what's going on

Enjoy the break.

Walk around with your smartphone in the air, trying to get a signal to see how your trades are doing

Think "oh I wish I'd traded that" then look to see if you would have traded it if you'd been around

Wish you'd had a stop loss

Wish you'd made sure the hotel had WiFi before booking

Feel refreshed and ready to trade again after your amazing holiday

Treat yourself to celebrate but feel a bit anxious at the same time

Withdraw half of it to book a lovely holiday with the people you love the most

Get on the forum pronto to tell everyone you're starting a fund

You're chuffed, but can't help thinking "this can't last, next month is going to be a nightmare"

Wonder if you've lost your mojo or your method doesn't work anymore, so you start searching google for "best trading strategies"

Know an opportunity will come so you use the time to create a Playbuzz quiz ;-)

Double-check all timeframes and start scrolling through Portuguese stocks. You never know...

Know an opportunity will come so you use the time to do some back-testing

Change brokers, you knew they were thieving bastards all along

Seriously, are you still going on about those stop loss things? No, still don't use 'em

Log the trade as -1R and go for a walk

Think "well my take profit order got hit by one pip before reversing last week so can't complain"

You're having a massage and don't even know the internet is down

Ring your broker to check there haven't been any big moves

Take it as a reminder to switch the computer off and go out for some fresh air

Start wailing, then throw the computer out of the window

Explain the basics, adding "psychology has a lot to do with it"

Wink while saying "you know that guy Leonardo DiCaprio?.."

Smile and say "maybe over a drink some time"

Talk for about half a hour while you see them slowly losing the will to live