What Kind Of Zombie Should You Message On Tinder?

Looking for a night on the town with the recently deceased? Find out which zombie you should give your heart to . . . figuratively of course (unless you're into that sort of thing).

Jon Anderton
Created By Jon Anderton
On Sep 2, 2015

What do you look for most in a potential date?

Which Zombie killer would you call for first date advice?

What do you want to do when you meet up?

Should the date go south, choose a weapon

How do you break an awkward silence?

Which date spot seems most romantic?

Which of these Tinder messages would you respond to?

What do you consider a deal breaker?

Should you take it slow?

How do you feel about brains?

Dawn Of The Dead Zombie

Dawn Of The Dead Zombie

Your ideal zombie is modern and edgy, and someone you can just hang at the mall with. They'll wait patiently for you while you visit all your favorite stores, but don't try to drive into the sunset because once you've got their attention they can be hard to shake.

Shaun Of The Dead Zombie

Shaun Of The Dead Zombie

Fancy a trip down to the Winchester Pub? This zombie, with classic charm and a razor sharp wit, will make you laugh, make you feel, and will happily share a pack of Hog Lumps. If you're not feeling it though, they'll be happy just to be your friend - because ultimately that's what the whole thing is about.

28 Days Later Zombie

28 Days Later Zombie

This Zombie is an energetic date who will no doubt leave you breathless. Whether in the streets of London or the English countryside, these blokes - though temperamental - will be a shock to your system. Also they have that sexy British accent you like.

Walking Dead Zombie

Walking Dead Zombie

This is the popular zombie that nobody can seem to stop talking about lately. All you really need to know is that they are fairly consistent, but a constant source of drama (which you know you want). You might not see them for a little while after the first date and get caught up with your personal life, but they'll be back around when you least expect them to spice things up.

Zombieland Zombie

Zombieland Zombie

This Zombie had that indie edge, and a sardonic sense of humor that you might find surprisingly entertaining. They might even introduce you to a few celebrity friend. Just make sure to maintain your personal code, and if you drive to makeup point don't forget to wear a seat-belt.