Are You Satanic or Christlike?
Are You Satanic or Christlike?
Do you live your life like Jesus? Do you live your life like Satan? Take the quiz and find out. You might just learn something about yourself that could change your life forever.
Do you live your life like Jesus? Do you live your life like Satan? Take the quiz and find out. You might just learn something about yourself that could change your life forever.
Is it possible to love everyone in the world?
Is it okay to feel hate?
What would you do if someone punches you?
Is it lazy to make a living off of your talent instead working at a normal job?
Is it okay to be jealous of someone or their possessions?
What do you do if the same person from before punches you again?
Is it okay to masturbate?
Someone is making an annoying sound for what seems like no reason. How do you react?
Is it okay to eat just something just to enjoy the flavor?
Keep your hard earned money all to yourself?
You have a secret that could ruin your life and reputation if someone found out, but it's driving you insane keeping it inside. How do you cope?
Is it okay for churches to collect money from their members?
Should churches pay taxes?
Were those last two questions hard to answer?
What makes life easier. Money or love?
Would you give your life to save someone you didn't know?
Which would be harder to do?
Which serves more justice?
Which is more satisfying?
If you knew that killing yourself would make you immortal even if you would have to feel the pain of your mortal wound forever, but be able to heal everyone you touch (excluding yourself), would you do it?
You Are Satanic
You Are Satanic
You like to live your life to the fullest and don't let any dogmatic moral restraint get in the way. If something doesn't work for you, you eschew it entirely. Indulgence is a-okay as long as you don't go overboard. You realize that good and evil are up to you rather than society. Life is too short to spend all your time and energy pleasing others. It's meant to be enjoyed now! Why should you feel guilty for pleasing the one person in life that knows you and loves you the most — YOU! Hail Satan! Hail yourself!
If you are a Christian, don't be so shocked! The satanic lifestyle is only that which comes as natural to the human species, despite what your book says (did you even read it yet?). Hopefully, this little personality evaluation didn't leave a sour taste in your mouth. If it did, just know that it's not Satan that causes that bitter flavor, but your indoctrination into a religion that you still don't understand enough to practice correctly. Maybe you weren't meant to. Maybe you don't have to. Maybe you only identify as Christian because you were raised that way or you are desperate for acceptance and validation. Who knows? You do. Stop lying to yourself and either go big or go home. According to your "good book" you're already going to Hell anyway. Sound fair?
You Are Christlike
You Are Christlike
You are driven by compassion and live your life solely for others. You are modest, restrained, and humble. Suffering so that others may find relief is your duty. You do what is best for them no matter how hard it is to bear. Your morals are based on your disciplined upbringing and you wouldn't dream of disobeying your master. You would give up your life in a heartbeat if it meant saving another. You see so much evil in the world and only wish to make it a better place. You are so much like Jesus in every way! You're definitely going to Heaven. Praise the Lord!
If you're not Christian, don't be so shocked! Christianity has been around for a long time. So long, in fact, that its values and morality have been ingrained into the masses without even needing a bible or church anymore! You have taken this indoctrination for granted for so long that you don't even realize that you're wasting your life ignoring your own happiness! I mean, if you like making other people happy there's certainly nothing with that, but take a good hard look in the mirror. Is it really your job to please others ALL THE TIME? Take some time for yourself. Have fun. Stop being so compelled to do as you're expected. Read some Nietzsche. If you don't like Christians, either stop acting like one or at least admit that you are one.