What Kind of Abandoned Building/Car/etc. Are You?

Drive into the ocean at full speed.

Don't answer their calls or texts and continue staring at the computer.

Show up when you both agreed to meet, have a fun time and create some awesome memories.

Show up 2 hours later than you said you would.

Make up some lie as to why you can't go.

Most likely have a business meeting or have to work, so tell them you won't be able to make it.

Say you're going to go in like 5 minutes, but then end up leaving 3 hours later.

Go to the grocery store how is this even a question?

Go to the grocery store, but only buy coffee, because who needs food?

Drive the car off the roof of the house.

Complain about things on Facebook and never end up going to get groceries.

Go to the grocery store and buy new vape juice, forget about food and continue through your day.

I'm not lost, I'm on an adventure!

Plow the trees over with a car and teleport into someone's kidneys.

Blame someone else for your mistake.

I once broke both my legs trying to fly from a tree. I made it at least 50 feet before actually starting to fall. I think I may be part bird.

I wouldn't be lost in the forest because I don't go camping or hiking because I have more important things to do.

Procrastinate for a few days until you eventually make it out.

I can't see it past my vape cloud.

I'm late for a business meeting, this is stupid.

Okay it's a bunch of stars, that's cool I don't see what's so special about it?

I have driven through the Milky Way before.

I missed it last night.

OOOOH how beautiful.

I didn't notice. I was too busy being angry on Facebook about something.

Post about it on Facebook before actually getting away to safety.

Teleport into its stomach and fly around.

I shouldn't have been here, I actually just made a detour on the way to my friend's house and now I'm regretting it.

Attempt to file my taxes.

Let it eat me.

Try to run.

I fought a bear once, and I won. I actually took on like 7 bears at once before.

Make a whole lot of noise and try to stand up to the bear. If you need to, punch it in the nose.

plain, hot black coffee.

25 cups of Death Wish Coffee

Iced coffee with cream and sugar.

I wake up at like 1pm so usually don't start my day with coffee.

I once crashed a school bus into a cup of coffee.

Iced black coffee

I don't like coffee.

Odd World Gallery

Maybe Odd World Gallery

Whichever one takes me to the best adventure, I'll be okay with it.

Raccoon Poop

I eat raccoon poop.

I'll just drive a bus through them all so it doesn't matter.

I'll have to call my friend and tell them I am going to be late because I have to walk through mountains of raccoon poop.

Spiders

Look, this article on Facebook says that this fast food restaurant actually uses raccoon poop in their food.

Neither. I'm too busy at this meeting.

I watch the sunset every evening that I can. It's such a beautiful sight.

I hate the sun.

Nothing special, really.

I never make it for sunset because I'm too busy buttering 80 pieces of bread.

I am a sunset.

I drove across the sun once in a school bus.

Facebook articles say it's bad to watch sunsets.

Too busy complaining on Facebook.

Nature

I eat dirt.

Both nature and abandoned in the same day! That's a real adventure.

Yeah I'm too busy for either.

Adventures are stupid.

An abandoned place.

I never make it out before sunset.