Which Disney Raptor Princess Are You?

For when you want more from this prehistoric life...

Johan Beornson
On Jul 2, 2015

Who would you eat first?

If you weren't taking this ridiculously fantastic quiz, you would be:

Which Chris would be YOUR raptor trainer?

What's your favorite classic Disney movie?

Which dinosaur would you eat just because you can?

Which do you prefer to rock?

If you were a unicorn, your name would be:

Your brain is definitely more:

You're Raptor Belle!

You're Raptor Belle!

You used to love books, now you just eat the ones that have pictures of food on the cover. Once a reserved, sweet young princess who feared the unknown - you've blossomed into a full-on blood thirsty hunting machine whose hunger for knowledge has turned into just plain ol' fashioned hunger. Who's the beast now?

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You're Raptor Pocahontas!

You're Raptor Pocahontas!

You used to nurture the very planet and all of its living things, now you just eat the ones that can't outrun you.. Once a stoic, strong young princess whose connection with nature was unmatched - you're just straight up nature yourself now. Hasn't that been your wish all along? Why paint with colors of the wind when there's so many colors of animals to put in your mouth? Now where'd that little raccoon scamper off to....

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You're Raptor Jasmine!

You're Raptor Jasmine!

You used to long for more than a closed-off life in an enormous palace, but now that you've eaten everyone in said palace such a longing has amplified tenfold.. Once a sassy, determined young princess with a tiger for a pet - that tiger has since been eaten, too... So really it's time to eat a whole new world. It's a shame that adorable little street rat smelled so good...

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You're Raptor Mulan!

You're Raptor Mulan!

You used to love your family and long to win their approval, but now that you've eaten them all you're just left wondering... "Whoooo is that raptor I see? Staring straight back at me?" Hint: stay away from mirrors. A wise warrior once wanted to make a man out of you, but then the internet went and made a raptor out of you - completely one-upping that clown. Way to go, internet.

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You're Raptor Merida!

You're Raptor Merida!

You used to fight with your mom so much that you turned her into a bear... so given the circumstances this new look for you isn't all that surprising. Maybe transforming into giant meat-eating animals is just part of the family tree? Just try and spare your three little cub-brothers, k? Those little guys are waaaay too adorable to become raptor-fodder.

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You're Raptor Ariel!

You're Raptor Ariel!

When you wished for legs and to be part of Prince Eric's world, you never thought this would be the result. Once a beautiful, curious young mermaid - you've blossomed into a full-blown land creature thanks to that idiot sea witch and her trickery. Good thing you just ate her for completely misleading you. Now where did that flounder swim off to?

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You're Raptor Tiana!

You're Raptor Tiana!

You used to love cooking and had dreams of owning your own restaurant, but now you just eat the people that come in TO eat. Why cook something that tastes perfectly good as-is? Life is so much more simple now, even if some strange skinny voodoo dude turned you into the equivalent of hunger-incarnate. He was pretty delicious, too.

These awesome illustrations are courtesy of Laura Cooper via http://xpwebcomic.com/gallery/

You're Raptor Cinderella!

You're Raptor Cinderella!

That glass slipper definitely isn't going to fit anymore, but you can't eat them - so who cares? You used to be confined to a basement and succumbed to a life of basically slave-labor, but now that you've eaten your oppressive family of she-devils the whole world has opened up to you. When you asked your fairy god mother for the means to justice - who would've thought this would be her answer?

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