What's Your TRUE POKEMON Trainer Type? Detective Pikachu Is ON IT!

Strap in, cupcake! The Detective himself is about to show you your TRUE Pokemon destiny.

Johan Beornson
Created by Johan Beornson
On May 16, 2019
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Ok, champ. Strap in. Time to make some tough decisions, k? First - Which of these popular favorites is YOUR favorite?

Now pick the Grass type you'd LEAST like to discover during a mowing accident. Trust me, it happens.

Okay, got that out of the way early. Let's pick us a swim partner, yes? In case of drowning.

Which of these precious little spicy beans will be lighting our campfire if we get lost in the wilderness for unspecified reasons?

Okay, but.. who's your favorite between the original three amigos, here? C'mon... you know you have a faaaave...

Which of these oversized putzes would you throw into the ring after sending me into a battle I was CLEARLY not prepared for?

And which Legendary would you hoard 'til the very end of the murderous battle like a crazy cat lady who clearly has no business choosing the order her Pokemon battle in?

Now choose me a best friend to drink eighty-six coffees with, please. This has been taxing.

Okay but I've had my coffee now so just for funsies pick another POKEMON OH MY GOD I WONDER IF IT WILL BE ME?

You should be a... wait, I've got it... Oh, baby! A STEEL TYPE TRAINER!

You should be a... wait, I've got it... Oh, baby! A STEEL TYPE TRAINER!

You like to GET IT DONE, don't you, pal? Your taste in Pokemon is a lot like your taste in comrades - You respect ball-er-I mean toughness and inherently seek out the strong-willed. Few things can EVER stand in your way, chief, and you value the same in your iron-clad Pokemon. All this considered, you are destined to climb the ranks of the toughest trainers ever to become a STEEL type Master Trainer! So WATCH OUT, losers!

Ah, yes! I feel it! In my JELLIES! You're... you're a FLYING TYPE TRAINER!

Ah, yes! I feel it! In my JELLIES! You're... you're a FLYING TYPE TRAINER!

Hooo baby! You value swiftness, speed, stealth, and sleekness in your Pokemon - so we're a perfect match, sweety. But enough about us. You... YOU are destined to become a Flying Type Master Trainer! A wide array of double-types take advantage of the Flying ability set, but you will assemble an unstoppable team of bird-like predators ready to take on any threat. Except me, 'cause I will literally zap them all from the sky with my god-like thunder powers.

Oh yes! YES sweetcheeks! I've got it... a FAIRY TYPE TRAINER!

Oh yes! YES sweetcheeks! I've got it... a FAIRY TYPE TRAINER!

Oh my Mew. You're PRECIOUS! You seek out lovable companions (like me) both in life and in training Pokemon - and adore the surprisingly tough battlers that come in squishable packages! They have the BEST jellies. Fairy types are often overlooked or dismissed, but you have a true penchant for mastering the element of surprise - something that will come in handy as you are destined to become Master Fairy Type Trainer! Now how bout a hug??

I've got it... Oh! OH! You're DEFINITELY a GHOST TYPE TRAINER!

I've got it... Oh! OH! You're DEFINITELY a GHOST TYPE TRAINER!

Oooooh... hold up there, sprinkles.... You're different, aren't you? Everything about you gives me the willies - and you know in your heart that "normal" is never something you want to be, don't you? I... I like it. Pokemon can sense this, big time, and it is exactly why Ghost types are so drawn to you. You are destined to become a Master Ghost Type Trainer and completely overwhelm your opponents. They'll never see you coming in the dark... wait... that sounds bad... but you get it. You soooo get it.

You should be a... wait, I've got it... a WATER TYPE TRAINER!

You should be a... wait, I've got it... a WATER TYPE TRAINER!

Well bless my jellies - you're a true old-soul, aren't you? And a classic trainer at heart! Adorable. Do you know Misty? I think you know Misty. Red head, crazy eyes, wears suspenders with daisy dukes for literally no reason? Anyway - you value the fantastic balance that Water Pokemon offer, much like the balance you seek in life, sensei. Water types are an excellent blend of defensive and attack-heavy fighters, all the while embodying the wisdom you value so deeply. The seas are yours, as you are destined to become a Master Water Type Trainer! Nifty, huh?

Woah... WOAH... You Should Be Taming Fierce big boys! DRAGONS only for you!

Woah... WOAH... You Should Be Taming Fierce big boys! DRAGONS only for you!

Holy MOSES, my friend! Do you feel that? Deep down in your jellies? In MY jellies? Cause holy wow! Does this surprise you? Very few get this result, and it is a coveted trainer type that lesser ball-tossers aspire to reach but never obtain. You, on the other hand, man oh man... you were born a Dragon-Tamer - and are destined to become a Master Dragon Type Trainer! CRAZYness, right?? Some of history's most beloved Pokemon are Dragon types, and your fierce determination and charismatic leadership style have you perfectly suited to master these strong-willed beasts! I.... I think I'm in love!

Strap in, pal. Time for some world-class detectiving.

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