Can You Pass Professor Snape's Potions Class For Real?

Do you possess the predisposition to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death?

{P} for "Poor..."

{P} for "Poor..."

"Congratulations on performing so.... expectantly.... that I may continue to bask in your presence after class. You've certainly not passed Potions 101, but you did not... completely... fail. Please do not smile at that, it is not an accomplishment. You may retake the exam immediately if you wish to prove your... inadequacies as a fluke... Now get... out."

- Professor Severus Snape

{A} for Acceptable...

{A} for Acceptable...

"Shall I congratulate you on your... mediocre score? You've certainly achieved a passing grade in Potions 101, yet being "Acceptable", or "Exceeding Expectations" that are set low to begin with is not what I would consider an accomplishment worth... celebrating. Such a performance on your O.W.L. exam shows knowledge of potions, but not of the artform. So... good for you ."

- Professor Severus Snape

"Congratulations on your.... impressive score. Students rarely, if ever, receive this prestigious score in Potions 101. You haven't just "Exceeded Expectations" - You join less than 98% of the Hogwarts student body from all of it's history to pass with such a tremendous... and surprising score of "Outstanding". Such a performance on your O.W.L. exam no doubt grants you the right to register for N.E.W.T. exams. I am seething with joy for you."

- Professor Severus Snape