This quiz will angrily judge your social status based on your meal deal choices
This quiz will angrily judge your social status based on your meal deal choices
What do your meal deal choices say about you?
What do your meal deal choices say about you?

Choose a fucking main meal.
Choose a fucking snack.
Choose a fucking drink.
You're a metropolitan dickhead
You're a metropolitan dickhead
You probably live in London and wear shoes without socks. You know where all the best places to eat are, but Sainsbury's is right next to the social media consultancy you work at.
You're a working-class fuckface.
You're a working-class fuckface.
None of that fancy sushi bullshit for you - if it's got white bread and meat in the middle, you're on.
You're a posh twat
You're a posh twat
What are you even doing in a supermarket anyway? Isn't there some poor pheasant your groundskeeper can shoot for lunch?
You're a middle-class wanker
You're a middle-class wanker
You occasionally shop in Waitrose but can't quite get over how much a sandwich costs in there. But damn it all, nowhere else does pastrami on rye, and you won't settle for less.