How drunk are you right now?

This is not an official test, please do not try and drive a car.

JOE.co.uk
Created By JOE.co.uk
On Nov 4, 2016

How many drinks have you had?

How many fingers am I holding up?

How attractive do you find this person?

You’ve only got £20 left in your account. What do you do?

There's karaoke at this bar. Fancy having a go?

Whoops, you're thinking about your ex again. What do you do?

What would you really like to do right now?

How annoying do you think you are being right now?

How do you feel about your best mate right now?

Finally, what do you see in this picture?

You are stone cold sober

You are stone cold sober

If even a drop of alcohol has touched your lips, it's not at all obvious. You'll wake up tomorrow fresh, breezy and hangover-free.

You are fairly tipsy

You are fairly tipsy

You've had a pint, maybe two or three, nothing too drastic. Getting up for work tomorrow shouldn't be too much of a bother. Little bit of a furry mouth, though.

You are pretty drunk

You are pretty drunk

You're at least five or six pints down, you're a bit blurry round the eyes, a bit wobbly on the feet. Tomorrow morning is not going to be much fun.

You are absolutely shitfaced

You are absolutely shitfaced

Fucking hell, you absolute mess. Get in a taxi and go home, you're all done. You can't remember where home is? Jesus...