What Type of Cat Are You?

Have you ever wondered for countless hours what kind of cat you are? Have you ever sat puzzled, wondering "Tabby or Calico?"? Well, here's your chance to find out! Take this quiz and find out what type of cat you are! DISCLAIMER: This quiz is actually for non-cat creatures, wondering what kind of cat they are. It's not for actual cats. Actual cats KNOW what type of cat they are, and therefore don't need to click on this quiz. Thank you.

Jennifer Fowler
On Jan 8, 2017

What do you like to do after a long days work?

What's your favorite food?

How does it feel to be completely and utterly not a cat?

Which animal do you most identify with?

Finally, are you a cat?

Human!

Human!

Through this pre-determined question-answer method, we've decided we don't really believe you're ANY type of cat. You're probably just a human, either looking for some sort of correlation between quiz results and your personality, or bored out of your f***ing mind.

You're A Human!

You're A Human!

Don't be alarmed, but we think you might be HUMAN. Cats don't really have the finger ability or literate knowledge to be able to take this quiz, and therefore, you must not be a cat. Sorry, but honestly, we've got pretty great perception most of the time. We're probably right.

You're Not Even A Cat! You're just insane

You're Not Even A Cat! You're just insane

You might THINK you're a cat, but you're probably just f***ing bonkers to be honest. Completely out of wack in the head. You've got some screws loose.

You're clearly a human who needs to be put somewhere, more than likely a mental ward. Congratulations!

Congrats! You're human and proud!

Congrats! You're human and proud!

You're a human who seems extremely proud of their functioning fingers and ability to speak! Good for you!

You understand that by taking this quiz, you're not actually a cat and that by taking personality quizzes, you're not conforming to the idea that you're anything but yourself. You just do them for entertainment, and that not only proves your common sense, but it also proves your ability to handle reality. We applaud you!

You might be a cat... no idea what kind...

You might be a cat... no idea what kind...

Well, the only thing we're for sure of is that you COULD be a cat. What type of cat? No idea! We only know you clicked the most incoherent answers (Perhaps accidentally?) and in a consistent manner. Perhaps you're trying to convince us you're a cat? Perhaps you're just a f***ing moron! Personally, we have no idea, but here you go!