What Southern Animal Are You Like When You're Angry?

Giving POKE THE BEAR a whole new meaning!

J. Dalvy
Created By J. Dalvy
On Feb 20, 2019

Oh, Howdy! Do you use the world "Y'all"?

That Raccoon sure is cute, ain't he? Well how's THIS image make you feel?

"Great. Now if I end up as a friggin' ____ at the end of this quiz, I'll be real mad..."

Instead, your spirit would definitely manifest in:

Speaking of crappin' yer pants; This image...

WHEW! Need some cuteness after that there danger noodle. No, not this obviously-stock-easter-image. I want a:

Where are you sleeping tonight?

Now... Are you going to raise this animal to catch you dinner? Or go hunting with you?

You Spar Like The Mighty Elk!

You Spar Like The Mighty Elk!

Wow! A gentle creature of dawn until angered, your soul manifests as the majestic and legendary Elk once angered. One with nature and it's peaceful serenity, your gentle kindness is a true rarity. That is, until someone pushes the wrong button... Just like the Elk - if the proverbial poop hits the fan, you will be the first to get yourself and those you love as far away as possible. But the South is your Home. So if anyone threatens you, yours or your home - it's go time., Out of nowhere, massive death-skewing horns rocket first, into anyone who threatens your pride!

You Are The Fiesty Red Fox!

You Are The Fiesty Red Fox!

Whoever angers you better get ready for... the... super.... cute Red Fox? Hey, wait! You're not an angry person at all most of the time! The most vibrant of southern spirits, your internal fire burns so bright that it could only manifest as the sleek and mysteriously sexy Red Fox! Though you value your kin, your spirit is largely solitary - burning bright with fierce independence and curiosity. You have the amazing ability to adapt to any situation and tackle any social setting - blending in effortlessly or completely owning a crowd; whichever you so choose. The world is at the tip of your paws, and with ember-hot good looks like yours, there's not much you'll want for in this life or the next. Foxy!

You Rampage Like The Black Bear!

You Rampage Like The Black Bear!

Your soul is as warm and southern as they come... until someone p!$$es you off - then you will no doubt manifest as perhaps the greatest symbol of the Appalachian mountains: The Black Bear. Your heart is one for the record books - as you turn none away and keep the ideals of "southern hospitality" alive and well. Family is paramount; nothing takes precedence over your cubs or those who need you most. Those who love you cherish your empathy, generosity, and truly appreciate how much of a good listener you are. Those who anger you, however, had better get ready for the wrath of ten 6-inch long claws!

You Hunt Like The Great Horned Owl!

You Hunt Like The Great Horned Owl!

Dear God. Is there any foe scarier than the kind that you NEVER SEE COMING? You are the Great Horned Owl, stalker and hunter of all that are lesser than thou! Not one for the ...ahem... lesser stereotypes of the south, you're a refined southern belle/gentleman whose intelligence bodes great reverence for nature's creatures.... UNTIL SOMEONE DOES THAT THING. You know the thing. Then the HUNT IS ON! When not bloodthirsty, your ideas are bold and your dreams bolder, and you will never settle for mediocrity. Nothing ticks you off more than stupid people.

You Shred Like The Red-Tailed Hawk!

You Shred Like The Red-Tailed Hawk!

You've got a thing for adrenaline, don't you? Life, for you, is about thrilling adventures and passionate encounters - and occasionally sinking your three inch talons into those that mess with you and your own! Such beauty and skill and attitude as your own can only be achieved with the spirit of the Red-Tailed Hawk! A staple of the south, these gorgeous raptors are fierce hunters and enormous yet majestic patrons of the treetops. Freedom is your vice, and your soul longs to soar through the skies pooooosssssiiiibly with the blood of your enemies dripping from below....

You Utterly Dominate Like The Eastern Diamondback!

You Utterly Dominate Like The Eastern Diamondback!

Lawd'a'mercy! Clear the room once YOU'RE angered - You are the spiritual incarnation of fear itself, the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake! The largest serpent in these here hills, you've got a penchant for the darker side of life and like to have absolute control over your surroundings. And hoooooooo boy howdy, Ain't NO ONE gonna bully you or yours around - and if they do we sure hope they can heal from one of the most toxic bites on the face of the planet! But you don't! We're guessing their slow, agonizing torture would please you greatly, cause if you made it all the way thru this quiz choosing the results you did and are upset that you're a snake... you've got bigger problems, bub!