The Script
The Script
Royal Flush Script
Blur
Alright is everyone accounted for? I made a new group chat since Royal Flush is around the corner and i want to make sure we have the script down.
Reno
Yea I'm here
Zhu
Prog
I guess that means Zhu's here...
Zhu
Yea sorry accident what's up
Scar
Sup widdit
Toph
yea whats goin on.
D1
Oh, is this another one of those script chats? I appreciate the invitation but I believe in the spirit and honor of the players. I'll let the gameplay speak for itself. Thank you for the inclusion but I cordially refuse to take part.
Yung Waff
Lmaoooo iight fam.
Phil
On dogs D1 would be the one to say some shit like that lmfao.
Fendrick Lamar
Hey Fendy here
Prog
D1 has a point though. I love this game too much to dabble with the story line. I'll leave that to Blur since that seems to be more his avenue.
Scar
Wow Prog. Do I hear shots
! The people need to know.
Blur
Bobby please..not now
MattDotZeb
Oh snap. Hell yea I'm here. You guys think I can be the lead writer this time around?
Gimr
After that Melee HD Brawlhalla trailer that tilted Melee players on every corner of the planet? Don't think so.
MattDotZeb
:(
Zhu
Wait is Fendy here???
Crunch
Hey guys.
Reno
yea if you scroll up you can see that he said he's here
Zhu
Here....to bring us another SSBM Top 8?
Zhu
I'm sorry I'll stop now.
Blur
Please do...Alright before Zhu turns this into a meme chat and I have to babysit any longer lets get this show on the road
Blur
First off i want to make sure that Mang0 loses early on to a wobbler like dizzkidboogie or something. Tafo can you make that happen?
Blur
God damn it Tafo is like the one person who didn't say anything.
Fendrick Lamar
It's alright he's a busy guy. Juggling a wife, Nasa, Yahoo, Cloud9 etc isn't easy.
Yung Waff
My man Fendy comin thru with the empathy
Hax$
Why are you guys even writing a script. We all know that until I perfect my B0XX training Armada will reign as supreme overlord.
Reno
LOL why is Hax even in this chat?
Zhu
Hax$
To ensure that whatever crap you guys come up with is perfection. Anyway shouldn't you be making a Twitter update about food or something?
Toph
Jfc I forgot how relentless Aziz could be
Blur
Guy's cmon shape up. We'll just continue on without Tafo. Crunch do you think you can coach Hbox into losing to Plup. Their set count is looking rough this season and Plup could use another win.
MattDotZeb
Tafo is probably gonna come on after playing Hearthstone or something. I've heard he's really gotten into it lately.
Crunch
Uhh I don't know. I've never tried coaching someone into a worse player...
Gimr
Phil
Wait I just realized did everyone just ignore Zhu's photo comment lmao
Yung Waff
Def
JuggleRob
Sorry for the late reply guys. I've been caught up in some stuff I won't be able to participate in this script but be sure to check out The Big House 7!!
Blur
Thanks for the heads up Rob. And Crunch just tell him that rolling out more will get him more Twitter followers or something idk.
TafoKints
Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late I just spent 500 dollars on Hearthstone cards to try and get into the competitive scene. They make you have to flip over every card it's really annoying actually but that's okay I'm here now.
Scar
THE REEEAAADDDSSSSSSSS!!!!
Fendrick Lamar
Blur
Gosh this is being so much more difficult to organize than all the other scripts.
Blur
Tafo just uh..Let Mango get drunk before Top 32 that should be enough I think.
Scar
I like how Phil grilled D1 for refusing to take part in the script but Rob comes by to promote his tournament then leaves and Phil doesn't say a word.
TafoKints
I can try but Mango has been cutting down on alcohol for a while now. It might be easier to tire him out with interviews instead.
Phil
Lmao that's fine Scar. Rob is the GOAT.
Yung Waff
^
Blur
Alright well that's all I think I have to say for now. I'm hungry and I'm getting a headache trying to figure this out. Meet up again around this time tomorrow.
TafoKints
Alright. See you guys tomorrow then. Make sure you guys don't get fired from the calendar factory!
Fendrick Lamar
Err..What?
Reno
Yea I don't get it you're gonna have to explain that one
TafoKints
Don't just take a day off 
Phil
...
Gimr
I'm so done
MattDotZeb
Wait. Hold on I don't get it lol.
Scar
Well with that the people have spoken and I'll be making my leave.
Yung Waff
Lmao Tafo got 0 chill. See ya'll alter.