What Type Of Shark Are You Like When You're Angry?

Are you terrifyingly strong like a Great White or sneaky and efficient like a Tiger Shark? Come find out just in time for SHARK WEEK!

Jack ONeil
Created By Jack ONeil
On May 17, 2016

Which of these dogs do you identify with?

Are you scared of sharks?

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How often do you actually get angry?

If someone really ticks you off, you're most likely to react by:

If you played a sport professionally, it would probably be:

If you could only choose ONE, you'd choose:

What would be your Superhero name?

Great White Shark!

Great White Shark!

Frighteningly strong and as intimidating as they come, your anger manifests in the form of the enormous Great White Shark! It takes a bit to get you angry, but once you're there - you're absolutely terrifying! Your temper unlocks a primal strength and rage that is unlike anything else you experience. Remind us never to mess with you!

" The great white shark is mainly known for its size, with mature individuals growing up to 6.4 m (21 ft) in length (although reports have been published of great white sharks measuring over 8 m (26 ft), and 3,324 kg (7,328 lb) in weight)." - Wikipedia

Bull Shark!

Bull Shark!

A relentless soul for which the term "aggressive" would be an understatement, your anger manifests into the form of the tenacious Bull Shark! Once something has angered you, there is no stopping you
until the target has been destroyed - or eaten. Or both. Your anger channels into a one-track laserbeam of aggression, for which there is no remedy but VICTORY!!!

"The bull shark is known for its aggressive nature, predilection for warm shallow water, and presence in brackish and freshwater systems including estuaries and rivers." - Wikipedia

Hammerhead Shark!

Hammerhead Shark!

Super sensitive in more ways than one, your extremely honed-anger manifests into the unique Hammerhead Shark! Like The Wolverine, your senses kick into high gear as soon as your temper flares as your heightened senses make you a master of your surroundings. You can disguise your emotions, especially anger, very well - and then use it to your tactical advantage! Manipulation is key in winning any battle, and you're powers of persuasion are unmatched!

"Many not necessarily mutually exclusive functions have been proposed for the [hammerheads]l, including sensory reception, maneuvering, and prey manipulation. Hammerheads are found worldwide in warmer waters along coastlines and continental shelves"
- Wikipedia

Lemon Shark!

Lemon Shark!

A social butterfly whose anger manifests into a creature much more terrifying than said butterfly - you are the Lemon Shark when infuriated! Not one for overt violence, you prefer social tactics and team work to a head on slugfest. Your greatest power lies within your web of allies and natural knack for coordinating onslaught attacks through all channels possible. You aren't one to gossip without cause, but if someone goes far enough to enrage you they better be ready for an ONSLAUGHT OF SHARKS!

"Lemon sharks use the many benefits of group living such as enhanced communication, courtship, predatory behavior, and protection. This species of shark is viviparous, and the females are polyandrous and have a biennial reproductive cycle. Lemon sharks are not thought to be a large threat to humans." - Wikipedia

Tiger Shark!

Tiger Shark!

Solitary and stealthy, your anger manifests into the fearsome nocturnal predator: The Tiger Shark! Not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination, you are at your best during the evening and night - and if anyone dares to anger you within your domain of nightfall... It was nice knowing them. What could possibly be more terrifying that an animal with both the words "tiger" AND "shark" in it's name!?

"The tiger shark is a solitary, mostly nocturnal hunter, and is notable for having the widest food spectrum of all sharks, consuming a variety of prey ranging from crustaceans, fish, seals, birds, squid, turtles, and sea snakes to dolphins and even other smaller sharks." - Wikipedia

Mako Shark!

Mako Shark!

Athletic and wily, your anger manifests into the fastest shark on the planet: The Mako Shark! A physically-fit individual with enough stamina to down an Orca, your anger drives you into action. Anger is a very powerful tool for you, as it gives you an unlimited amount of physical energy to pull from. If you're competing in something and a competitor manages to tick you off - they are going DOWN - as you've just become an unstoppable force of anger-fueled-energy!

"The shortfin mako shark is the fastest species of shark. Its speed has been recorded at 40 km/h (25 mph) with bursts of up to 74 km/h (46 mph)... They can leap approximately 9 m (30 ft) high or higher in the air - is a highly sought-after game fish worldwide. Some cases have been reported where an angry mako jumped into a boat after having been hooked." - Wikipedia