What Kind Of Pet Were You In Your Past Life?
What Kind Of Pet Were You In Your Past Life?
Prepare to be shocked - it gets WAY more specific than "cat" or "dog".
Prepare to be shocked - it gets WAY more specific than "cat" or "dog".
Thank you for coming here. For science, of course. Now - first question - Which do you consider yourself?
Splendid. Secondly, and above all, you have proven to be:
Ah, I see. To you - in this life - humans are best for:
And if you were to be compared to a WILD animal, you'd prefer it be:
Are you a wild animal person, even? Or do you prefer pets?
Have you ever adopted an exotic pet?
How many pets do you have currently?
And last but not least: If you coud live in an era now - it would be:
You were the Majestic Irish Wolfhound
You were the Majestic Irish Wolfhound
What a marvel you were - Bred to take on the fierce wolves of the wild, but somehow ended up with a greater need for treats and attention than a canine killing machine should ever have. But ONLY WHEN YOU WANT THEM. Good luck to anyone then, or now, who tries to tell you what to do after your mind is already made up - you friggin' brick wall. You were then, and still are, a true paradox - able to snap into battle-mode at any moment, but with the biggest heart ever conceived. You hold a deep love for only a select few, and the rest may spend lifetimes trying to earn your true affections. Good luck to the peasants, eh?
You were a Jack Russel Terrier
You were a Jack Russel Terrier
"Aw, look how cute and tiny! I just want to pick you up andOH MY GOD MY FINGERS!!" Such was the symphony of your past life - an era of being misunderstood simply for your appearance - when in truth you were born and bred for the hunt. Yes - you were a killing machine - an utterly unshakable little speed demon with a thirst for rodent blood and the tears of your enemies. Luckily the rodent thing has subsided in this life - but oh, oh how sweet those tears still are. Those who know you now still admire - and fear - you for said tenacity - and we're willing to bet it'll carry over into every subsequent life.
You were a wee Cockatiel!
You were a wee Cockatiel!
Look. At. That. FACE. You may feel cute now most days, but it all stems from a past life where you were the definition of cute, you Pikachu-lookin' little TREASURE. Cockatiels are known for their loving dispositions, and for being quite possibly the cutest avians to ever peep a peep. You've never been one for a cage, though, then or now, and prefer to keep yourself fancy and free. Perhaps that deep-seeded fear of true commitment will shake off in the next life. Or you'll end up a peacock. Either way.
You were a Beta.
You were a Beta.
Think cats are the ultimate "IDGAF" pets? Think again. You were a Beta. That's right, a fish. And fish truly give zero f*cks. Like, ever. Just. Like. You. Think we're wrong? Go try and interact with a fish at a pet store, or try to put two betas in the same tank. Bring just one home, even. See if it will bond with you past using you for sustenance. Go on. We'll wait. That little master will get everything it ever needs from you - and you'll get $#!+-all in return. Now, we're not saying this is what you do with all other humans in your current life, or anything - we're just... gently implying that you're good at getting what you want. So suck it, mammals.
You were an Exotic Shorthair Cat
You were an Exotic Shorthair Cat
Ah, yes - Look at you. The exotic nap-taker. The eternal cushy surface-finder. The I'll-stab-you-if-I'm-hungry plodder. Though, in your past life, it would've been a sharp five-clawed paw, and not a knife. Knifes are for simpletons. You were as judgmental as a cat then as you are in this life - so take solace in knowing you were simply born that way - and society simply manages to make you even more set in your ways with each lifetime. Don't ever change, you exotic shorthair. Don't. Ever. Change.
You... were a Ball Python.
You... were a Ball Python.
You are either 100% shocked right now - or not at all. Not one bit. Dogs and cats are for people too weak for the real world - and you ARE the real world. Not a thing that walks did not fear you in this past life, and it is time you fully embrace such tyrannical mastery of your current lifetime! BE BRAVE, you Slytherin, you! BE BOLD. STRANGLE THOSE WHO WOULD OPPOSE YOU! Okay, well, maybe not that last one - but you have much within you to be revered. Use it. And don't kill anyone, kay? We were joking.