SHARK WEEK: Is Your Brain More SHARK or DOLPHIN?

Do you tackle life with playful intelligence or boar through it with brute force and reckless abandon!? Come celebrate SHARK WEEK and find out just how much of your brain operates like a Dolphin... and how much operates like a Shark!

Jack ONeil
Created By Jack ONeil
On Mar 29, 2017

Your Brain is 84% Dolphin and 16% Shark!

Your Brain is 84% Dolphin and 16% Shark!

Why yes, this dolphin does have a wonderful smile, just like you! Your brain is wired for happiness, and you don't do well with being sad, upset or angry. It's against your programming! Your results show an individual whose outgoing and truly capable of tackling anything life throws at them! Sure, you may have a bit of a dark streak (ahem... 16% shark) - but I'd be more afraid of the person who DOESN'T seem to have a dark streak, than the one who is at peace with it, am'I'right? You use your unique intelligence on a daily basis to adapt to change (even if you don't like to sometimes) and take life by the fins!

Your Brain is 61% Dolphin, and 39% Shark!

Your Brain is 61% Dolphin, and 39% Shark!

Awh, look at that friendly face! But is it just us, or is there a bit of "I'll murder you if you cross me" behind those eyes? Yep - definitely there, which is why you've got almost equal parts Dolphin and Shark, with the more playful and intelligent of the two edging out the more primal competition for your brain. Sure, you're prone to dealing with those who cross you appropriately, but you're also a pensive and thoughtful individual who enjoys a deep conversation or the satisfaction of peace & quiet.

And sure, dolphins can have quite the mean streak, too - which may account for the 39% shark... but let's just say children don't ride on the backs of hammerheads in amusement parks....

Your Brain is 58% Shark and 42% Dolphin!

Your Brain is 58% Shark and 42% Dolphin!

Look at you, leaping from the water like a playful dolphin but with all the absolute pants-wetting-terror that accompanies a shark! Your results show an incredibly unique and multi-faceted individual whose mind is accustomed to both sides of the Yin-Yang. You can be every bit as intellectual and outgoing as a dolphin or as bloodthirsty and driven as the sharkiest of sharks - it all depends on what's needed from you that day! You do, however, lean more toward the shark side of things with a brain that is truly wired for fulfilling needs. The more negative of emotions don't suit you well, but you've mastered their usefulness none-the-less!

Your Brain is 89% Shark, and 11% Dolphin!

Your Brain is 89% Shark, and 11% Dolphin!

Sweet Poseidon's Trident... Is that ENTIRE Great White Shark out of the water devouring some unsuspecting prey!? - It sure is and hey, it's you!

Yes, you got 11% dolphin as you're no schlep in the "intelligence" department, but let's talk about the REALLY fascinating side of the percentage, yes? 89% shark! Lawd'a'mercy! To put it bluntly - you are a needs-fulfilling machine. If you want "it", you're not happy til you have "it" and will do whatever it takes to procure said "it". Period. Life is too short for dilly-dallying and slackers, and you just so happen to be a master of shaping your own destiny. Whether that's by biting the heads off those in your way or simply swallowing the competition whole one thing's for sure: You don't take $#!T from anybody and anyone stupid enough to make you angry gets to deal with the tooth-filled end of the shark.