Are You a Lesbian?
Are You a Lesbian?
Let's find out! FAIR WARNING: The deeper you go into the quiz (he he) the sexier the images get.
Let's find out! FAIR WARNING: The deeper you go into the quiz (he he) the sexier the images get.
Let's start off this quiz with something easy. Pick a flower painting.
You're at a pool party for underwear models and you look over at the pool. Out of the water pops this. What thought goes through your head?
Choose a butt to grab.
So . . . how you feelin' so far?
This woman is all dolled up and saying she wants to have sex with you. How do you respond?
This guy is ready to hop into bed! Do you hop in with him?
When you think of your future spouse . . . what do you see? Man or woman?
Whenever you look at Beyonce, what do you most often think?
These beautiful boobies are offered up for your pleasure. What do you choose to do with them?
Do you ever find yourself wanting to watch a movie because you know there'll be naked chicks in it?
Feelin' tingly yet?
How about now?
Pick a pair of lips to kiss.
So, you're not tingly yet?
Still not tingly?
If this doesn't make you tingly, I don't know what will.
This beautiful man wants to sleep with you.
It looks like this woman wants to play with you. Do you want to play with her?
Nope, you're straighter than a pencil.
Nope, you're straighter than a pencil.
Gosh darn, you're not a lesbian. Penises and pecks are just too irresistible to you. That's okay. Men are great, anyway -- you know, when they're not being their own genitalia. The great thing about being straight is that your orientation is the most widely accepted across the globe, so thumbs up for that! Have fun with your future (or current) man, but don't forget: while you're out there being super straight, don't forget to stick up for the ones who are not.
High chances of not being a lesbian, but bicurious as f***
High chances of not being a lesbian, but bicurious as f***
It's true what they say about you not needing to have had sex with a certain sex/gender in order to tell whether or not you're truly attracted to that sex/gender, but the act of sex itself will make the desires more real and concrete in your mind. So why not experiment a little? Go find yourself a cute girl and have a little "pillow talk" with her. You might find that you like it. You might find that you like it more than having pillow talk with a man.
You ain't a lez, but you are totally bi or pan
You ain't a lez, but you are totally bi or pan
Well, no you're not a lesbian. But you definitely have some attraction to women and the female sex and apparently, men and the male sex. You might be bi, pan, or poly, but the one thing that is certain: you're definitely attracted to more than just one sex or gender. Guess you have the best of both worlds! Have fun being who you are, and shut down all of those nymphomania stereotypes!
Total Lez
Total Lez
Congratulations! YOU. ARE. A. LESBIAN. You know what this means, don't you? No, it doesn't mean Uhaul trucks. No, it doesn't mean joining the lacrosse team, either. It means livin' the "L word" lifestyle -- minus all the breakups and crying, hopefully. It means nudity, boobs, long eyelashes, big red-lipped kisses, "pillow talk", falling in love with a beautiful woman, wearing a pantsuit, more "pillow talk", and if you should want it one day, marriage and a life spent with a wonderful woman. Have fun being a lesbian! It's gonna be awesome!