Ronaldo

More hair. Less exercise. Still phenomenal

The stress of management usually means less hair, but not in the case of the legendary Italian defender

Batigol rocks a goatee these days. Why the hell not?

Gazza is your favourite legend's favourite legend

Alas, the rat's tail barnet is no more

Probably at a party this very second

Nobody puts El Matador in a suit

"Hello, fellow youngsters..."

The same. He looks the same. Phew!