The Boys of '06

Right then lads, seeing as Gigi and Danny f**ked it in qualifying... Who are we supporting at the World Cup?

France?

No way! I'm still picking bits of Zizou's skull out of my chest hair...

What about Spain?

Yawn

Argentina then?

Arggemtima arE jus a 1 man teAem

FFS Andrea, how many bottles of wine have you had today?

Live images of Andrea at breakfast this morning

Daniele chirping up because Andrea has a better beard than him

Here he is, Mr. Steal Your Goal

Simmer down. You know you're my favourite Roma player

F**k off, Pippo. Haven't you got a busy day of being caught offside to be getting on with?

too easy

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Play nice lads

Gigi's all peace and love now but mention Michael Oliver and turns into Gordon Ramsay

Michael Binheart is Cristiano's biggest fan. Everyone knows it

Just take the L

I'm just going to leave this here...

Illuminati confirmed

And how many Champions Leagues have you won, Francesco?

aHaha itss funny cOs he didntt joimn rEal Madridd wehn he coulld ave

It's called loyalty. Look it up you

keeep cryying

Go to bed, Andrea.

take a selfie and let us see the state of you

okayy
one seC...

goood eNoughh for ya?

We've got distracted. What about England? They've got a chance right?

Point taken
Brazil then?

Divers

That's rich coming from you

Okay fine
Germany. Surely we can agree on Germany?

That's the one

Penalty kings

dId soomeone sayy pnalty KiNg?

All this chat has made me depressed about not qualifying again...

Same

Everyone round Andrea's gaff for an all-dayer
It's the only answer