Would You Survive Against Jason?
Would You Survive Against Jason?

What kind of shoes are you wearing right now?
When a strange man approaches you with a knife, what do you do?
At a party, how would you describe yourself?
Where do you typically spend your weekends?
If you were to choose, who would you want to have with you while being chased by a sociopathic serial killer?
Choose your weapon:
You're A Survivor!
You're A Survivor!
You not gon' give up! Way to go, you avoided being murdered by a psychopathic serial killer with a knife and a seriously screwed up face! You are a skilled outdoorsman who is always prepared, no matter what! You probably have a bomb shelter and a Zombie Survival vehicle all ready to go, huh? Be honest. You are someone others would definitely want to have around when shit hits the fan. Congratulations! Now keep on survivin'!
Oops, you gon'!
Oops, you gon'!
Ah, well, we can't all be winners! You at least tried, right? Maybe put up a little bit of a fight? Well, let this be your wake-up call. It's time you joined a task force, the Neighborhood Watch Program, the PTA, anything to better prepare yourself than your usual routine of stuffing your face with more Doritos than your body should handle and binge watching Breaking Bad for the third time this year.