Which Oliver Should You Go Home With?

Quietly confident, this Oliver doesn’t say much unless he thinks it’s worth saying. He has deep eyes that say more than his lips ever could and he’ll always try to make you comfortable even in the toughest situations. He’s a doting dad and family means the world to him.

As a lover he’ll be sure you’re well satisfied before he brings you breakfast in bed.

Find him driving down the coast in his convertible or at a seaside bar watching the sunset.

This quiet buck with adept fingers and a trumpet tongue will be a gentleman on the streets (cobbled or paved) but stallion between the sheets. He’s romantic without trying. It may take him a while to catch a clue, but when you have him he’s yours forever [FURP].

While he wants you all to himself he’s not possessive and if you pout real playfully he’ll give into your desires, public or otherwise.

Find him riding a horse he calls by name or lying in wild flowers making shapes out of clouds.

Congrats you are in for the ride of your life (all dirty puns intended). There is a high probability you will discover you're far more flexible than you realise. 

He might have a few battle scars but when he's yours, he's all yours and he'll make it his job to have you screaming his name...anytime, any place.

Find him motorbike surfing or lounging near a curb with a toothpick in his mouth.

The burgeoning romantic, you will be his first and probably only real love. Give him time and a couple of feisty clues and he'll realise how much his life is better with you in it.

A gentle lover who enjoys taking his time and meeting your needs, one dirty novel after another.

Find him volunteering at a dog shelter or just over your fence if you're lucky.

The darkest, broodingest (that's a word) Oliver, he's sure to fall desperately, wantonly in love with you. He lives and loves hard despite the secrets he wears across his furrowed brow.

Once he offers you his bed, he'll offer you his heart also. He would literally kill for you and is happy to die if you asked it too. He is wounded and yours to save, and maybe he'll save you too.

Find him walking the halls of a castle or in a tub washing off the blood of his enemies.

You kinky little minx. You have chosen to go home with Memo Oliver, but you can call him Bruce or Mister Queen if you like.

Sex with this Oliver is anything but vanilla and you should probably take up yoga classes to make sure you don't hurt anything. He's prone to jealousy when it comes to hot English daddies but put him straight and he'll fall at your feet and apologise with his tongue. YAS QUEEN.

Find him staring out the window of his office dreaming of kinky shit or polishing his crops.