Guess the best punchlines from Kyle Montgomery
Nastier than toothpaste and orange juice
Nastier than an Eminem lyric
Nastier than your grandad’s dentures
Nastier than your wardrobe
Got him on lock like...
Got him on lock like Control L
Got him on lock like Eliot Ness
Got him on lock like Jamaican hair
Got him on lock like a jewellery box
Open like ...
Open like a double click
Open like a Facebook relationship
Open like a 7/11
Open like church on Sunday
Lost him like ...
Lost him like a dog off a leash
Lost him like keys in a handbag
Lost him like Andy Defresne
Lost him like baggage claim
Defense tighter than John Stockton’s shorts
Defense tighter than aerobics clothes
Defense tighter than a Robin costume
Defense tighter than my six-pack
He's stronger than ...
He's stronger than no deodorant
He’s stronger than tequila shots
He’s stronger than chilli
He’s stronger than Arnie pumping
Flying higher than ...
Flying higher than Superman
Flying higher than Bob Marley on a plane
Flying higher than Drogon
Flying higher than Neil Armstrong
Shootin like ...
Shootin like cupid.. you gotta love that
Shootin like Spielberg on set
Shootin like the final scene in The Departed
Shootin like a Fortnite gamer
Did him dirtier than ...
Did him dirtier than Patrick Swayze
Did him dirtier than the Bad Boy Pistons
Did him dirtier than 50 shades of grey
Did him dirtier than a Wu Tang freestyle
She’s all business like ...
She’s all business like Wall Street
She’s all business like a suit and tie
She’s all business like EPMD
She's all business like the front of a plane