The Ultimate Godly Parent Quiz

Wow, a child of the big three! What an honor. You are the Son and/or Daughter of Zeus the Greek god of the sky, weather, air, lightning, kingship. Zeus is very proud, commanding and has an extremely high amount of self-respect, almost to the point of sanctimoniousness, condescension and narcissism. Despite being the god of honor and justice, with demanding high standards from others, Zeus himself does not always provide the best moral example. In fact, at times, he could be extremely paranoid, selfish, and hypocritical. But Zeus does have a witty and charming side to his usually strict, prim, and serious persona, but he very rarely demonstrated it.

Wow, a child of the big three! What an honor. You are the Son and/or Daughter of Poseidon the Greek god of the sea, storms, earthquakes, droughts, floods and horses. Poseidon shares many characteristics with Zeus including pride, stubbornness, and a fearsome temper. He appears to have matured over the centuries to a point where these attributes do not dominate Poseidon to the same extent they do Zeus, making him much more reasonable. Poseidon loves and cares for his children and watches over them more than most of the other gods, actively giving them advice, and aiding them indirectly. Poseidon has a caring and overall human personality. However, when Poseidon falls into depression, he can be extremely dramatic.

Wow, a child of the big three! What an honor. You are the Son and/or Daughter of Hades the Greek god and ruler of the Underworld, the dead, and riches. Hades is an extremely solitary and independent god, choosing to rely on his own resources as opposed to that of others. He is intensely bitter for the negative things that have happened throughout his life. He maintains a casually calm, reserved manner but is capable of a violent and terrifying temper. Hades is noted to be a particularly honorable and just as well as a harsh god. He respects oaths and the laws of morality. He is a very hardworking and busy god, rather unlike many of the other gods who take their duties and responsibilities in a much lighter manner. Hades is a harsh father and is often demanding and critical, however, he is also seen to be one of the most present and caring parents of the gods; being known to give birthday gifts to his children.

You are a child of Ares, the Greek god of war. His symbols include the boar, dog, wolf, spear, and sword. Ares is aloof, cruel, impetuous, proud, and violent; an easily angered bully who seems to care only about fighting and killing. He is also very sadistic. res was dominantly experienced and knowledgeable in all military tactics arts, making him a dangerous enemy to cross. However, because of his arrogant and brutal nature, Ares can be extremely reckless, overconfident, narcissistic and foolhardy, leading to him making crucial mistakes in a confrontation. Despite his personality, Ares does have a soft spot for his lovers and his children even though he can be a strict parent and is very protective of his children when they are in danger.

You are a child of Apollo, the Greek god of the sun, light, healing, disease, plagues, music, art, poetry, archery, reason, knowledge, truth and prophecy. Apollo is described as arrogant, self-centered, and cocky, as is typical among the gods. However, he feels guilt and sorrow, becoming more empathetic and kind. Apollo is also said to have a tendency to brag about his previous accomplishments. He loves his 'little' sister Artemis, even though they often clash, as he is the more laid back, less serious twin. He was also shown to have good relations with his demigod relatives, illegally helping them during quests. Apollo also has a dark cruel side, having placed terrible curses at times.

You are a child of Hephaestus, the Greek god of forges, fire, technology, craftsmen, sculptors, volcanoes, and blacksmiths. Hephaestus is aloof, pragmatic, cynical and has a subtly fatalist point of view of others, especially his fellow Olympians if not all organic life forms in general. He has a tendency to be gruff, as well as to be bitter and disappointed in life, in people, and in other "living organisms". Hence, he preferred to put his faith in machines instead of people. Hephaestus is also prone to unleashing a brutal temper when angered. Despite his bitterness and view of organic life forms, he appears to have a soft spot for Cyclopes, his foster mother Thetis, his unfaithful wife Aphrodite, his many demigod children and their mothers.

You are a child of Hermes, the Greek god of roads, messengers, commerce, travel, thieves, merchants, loads, athletes, and mail deliverers. Hermes is, unlike many of the other Olympians, a generally reasonable and helpful figure and he has a greater understanding of mortals. Hermes is not prone to the overt arrogance of some like Zeus or Ares, nor the character quirks like Apollo or Aphrodite. Hermes tends to be one of the more clever and cunning of the gods. He takes his duties as a god very seriously. Hermes can become very angry when crossed, or especially if someone implies that he does not care about his children. He is shown to care a great deal for his children and to be far more accepting of others. However, Hermes will not breach his divine duties, even to save his own children, since not even he can defy the Fates, as attempting to do so would only make matters worse.

You are a child of Demeter, the Greek goddess of the harvest and agriculture, also the goddess and presiding over grains, the seasons, the fertility, sacred law, nourishment, bread and the earth. Demeter is somewhat fussy and has overprotective maternal instincts which could potentially make her an ideal mother, but seems to be absent-minded. She is kind, caring, warm, and loving. Demeter is also described as being unexpected and temperamental as the seasons. Possessing a very caring nature and an obsession for cereal, Demeter insists upon advising eating healthy and hard work as every mother would. While Demeter always rewards everyone who shows her kindness, she is extremely severe to those who disrespect her and agriculture.

You are the child of Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, civilization, mathematics, warfare, city defense, strategic, law and justice, crafts, the arts, and skill. Athena is exceptionally brilliant, quick-witted, and disciplined. She always takes precautions before acting and is the type of person who disapproved of taking considerable risks. In battle, Athena is a fierce, astute, and extremely unpredictable warrior and tactician. Athena was renowned for her frequent assistance of heroes on their quests, even if those heroes weren't her own children. She is able to put aside personal grudges (at least for a time) to either help those who were in desperate need or to serve the greater good of all. Athena had a sense of fairness and justice that even her own children aren't exempt from. Athena can be prideful and stern, having a dark side like the other deities. Athena loves all of her demigod children and is actually the only known deity who claims her children at birth.

You are not a child of a god so much as chosen by one. You are a Hunter, Lead by Artemis, the Greek virgin goddess of the hunt, archery, wilderness, forests, the Moon, chastity, and childbirth. Artemis is a calm, reserved and reasonable woman, but also stoic, serious and extremely pragmatic. She does not lose her temper and speaks reasonably with others. Unlike her twin Apollo, Artemis is less "easy-going" and more focused. She is an independent goddess who prefers the company of her hunters and animals to even that of other gods. She has an adventurous, brave and ambitious attitude. She possesses a deep caring for maidens, especially for the ones whom she presides over, and doesn't discriminate when selecting girls to join her ranks, allowing mortals, demigods, and even nymphs to become Hunters, weighting individuals by their actions and choices as opposed to their potential. Artemis holds a general dislike of most men (not all) and she has a softer side towards children and hunters.

You are the child of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of beauty, love, lust, desire, sexuality, and pleasure. Aphrodite is temperamental, vain, crafty, flirtatious, and disloyal to her husband Hephaestus, as evident by her having many affairs. She was shown to have a deep grudge against those who have "perverted" notions of love, such as the self-absorbed and asexual people, and would punish them if she could. Aphrodite could also be cruel and vindictive against those who either disrespect her. Despite her dark side, Aphrodite could be truly sweet, loving, and passionate, and she has a faith in love that is absolute and true. She could also be gentle and gracious to those she favors and she deeply cares for her children as well as their fathers. Ruling over the most powerful of human feelings, Aphrodite has great insight into mortal emotions, as well as mortal nature by extension. It is nearly impossible to disagree with her. She also said to be good-natured and cheerful at most times.

You are the child of Dionysus, the Greek god of grape-harvest, wine, madness, parties, religious ecstasy, and theater. At first glance, Dionysus seems like a rather displeasing god. He enjoys calling people by incorrect names, and often does this to make the campers think that he cares so little for them, that he will make no effort to remember their names. This is also because he hates almost all heroes. However, despite the impression he tries to give, deep down, Dionysus cares about his campers quite a bit (especially his own children). Dionysus is also willing to send help using his godly powers when a camper is in danger and desperately needs help. He is much more selfless than he appears to be. In stark contrast to his gruffness and bitterness, Dionysus has been known to enjoy parties (likely because he is the god of festivals where there is wine). However, this is mostly because he hates being at Camp Half-Blood, so he is usually in a bad mood.

You are the kiddo of Iris, the Greek Goddess of the Rainbow and messenger to the gods. Iris is a free spirit. She is a strictly non-violent goddess who only attacks in self-defense. She does not pick sides and is often thought to be the mediator between feuds. She is also upset that living a life for others (by delivering messages for others) has left her with no identity, as there are no shrines to her or a sacred animal. Because of this, she opened up her own store and is doing what she wants to do. Iris is a strong advocate for a positive, healthy lifestyle and Environmentally friendly endeavors. Radiate those good vibes bro.

You are the child of Hypnos, the Greek god of sleep. Though not a villain or immoral, Hypnos is far from being the most responsible or honorable god to exist. He has been said to do nothing much but sleep, implying that he is a lazy god (if not the laziest). He also show to be very cowardly in the past, having hid himself in his mother's arms to avoid Zeus' anger. He was also described to have used his power immaturely when he was a child, much to the other gods' chagrin.

You are a child of Nemesis, the Greek goddess of retribution, vengeance, balance, and justice. Nemesis is seen as a cold and even cruel goddess whose ruthlessness is not exempt from even her own children as shown when she took her son's eye as part of their deal. However, Nemesis does have a strong sense of honor as exemplified when she swore to her son that he would gain recognition from this same agreement. She enjoys tearing down the proud and powerful. Overall, she appears to be both fair and intense.

You are the child of Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory (not just in war but also athletics), speed, strength. Nike is known to be very competitive in nature, not liking to lose. She is very athletic and quick thinking. She is known to help heroes along the way in their quests to victory. Nike is likely a very intense parent only expecting the best from her children.

You are a child of Hebe, the goddess of youth or the prime of life as well as forgiveness. Hebe is a very generous and kind goddess. Her beauty is said to closely compare to Aphrodite as her looks are among the youngest of the gods. She is likely the most hip to modern western culture of the gods and always ready to live life to its fullest and encourages her children to do so. She does not hold grudges as she as a strong belief of people learning from their actions.

You are the child of Tyche, the Greek goddess of luck, chance, and fortune. Tyche is known to be generous with her luck; her children benefiting greatly from her favor. She is said to be kind and friendly. She likes to play games of chance (gambling always leaning in her favor). While Tyche is known for giving people good luck, she often gives out too much and is sometimes opposed by Nemesis, the goddess of balance. If a person receives too much good luck, Nemesis will provide them with bad luck to cancel it out.

You are the child of Hecate, the Greek goddess of magic, sorcery, witchcraft, crossroads, trivial knowledge, necromancy, ghosts, night and the mist. Hecate is solitude, and her true nature is very much unknown. She spends a great deal of time in the Underworld, being a close friend of Hades and Persephone especially. She apparently resented not being honored by the demigods and being ignored by the Olympian gods despite her many years of faithful service. Since her children have been given their own place at Camp Half-Blood, she has given up her grudge against Olympus, but seems protective and worrisome of her children. As the Goddess of the Mist, she is also very mysterious. As the Goddess of Crossroads, she believes in choices and expects people to make their own choices. She offers obscurity, choices, and vague promises of magic.