Which Kendama USA Player Are You?

You are Colin Sander! A true OG of kendama. If it wasn't for you, we would all be sitting around playing balero and renting VHS tapes. You probably enjoy bouldering and taking some of the most stunning photos possible.

You are Zack Yourd! When you're not steeping the finest coffee the earth has to offer, you're pioneering tricks and finessing the dama world. You solely drink tea, coffee, and beer. No water.

You are Turner Thorne! You enjoy shredding fresh pow and a good camping trip. Thank you for giving the world the steeziest spacewalks on earth also.

You're Alex Smith! DAMA LORD. You know too much about kendama for your own good! You probably think about starting your own wood shop and making your own kendamas, huh?

You are Dave Mateo! You might have dreadlocks and be a fan of the color purple. Your center of gravity is more dialed than a quartz crystal and your dama flow is as unique as your garb!

You're TJ Kolesnik! When you're not chasing away dama moms with a stick, you're probably doing a knee bounce to a G-Eazy song and taking photos of your coffee table. Yee! Let's go! #makewaves

You are Wyatt Bray! You won't respond to calls, texts, emails, or carrier pigeon, but you're one of the best kendama players in the world. So you get a pass. SESH FOR THE SESH!

You are Haley Bishoff! Hit an arm bounce, hop in the Element, head to the mountains, and eat a vegan burrito. You are in a love/hate relationship with Zawa.

You are Dwesty! You are the young gun on the team that is fueled by chocolate milk and trolling Wyatt and TJ. You lace bangers to fire garbage trap music and post it to the gram! It's a lifestyle.

You're Bryan Scagline! #doitfortheculture

You ARE Twiztakat! You drop clips weekly, no Tuesday is dry. You might dabble in woodburning and enjoy customizing your setups.

You're Zach Porter! When you're not playing kendama, you're probably playing video games with Matt DeCoteau or petting your cat.

You are Joris Schweppe! When you're Joris, the hone zone is everywhere. Your hands are used to engineer insane kendama tricks, but your touch is also delicate enough to peel a natural grown banana from your backyard.

You're Derek Astin! You play dama low key around the house, but you're not afraid to throw bangers when no one's looking!

You are Gavin Harvey! You are secretly a kendama ninja trapped in a 13-year-old's body. You could low key sweep Kendama World Cup if it wasn't for your curfew.

You are Logan Tosta! You placed top 10 at KWC. When you're not shredding kendama, you're wailing on the saxophone or taking kids down in rugby... or soccer... or basketball...

You're Emmy Evans! You're one of the few and powerful girl kendama players, handpicked by Haley Bishoff. When you're not playing kendama, you're bodying people on the ice as the goalie for your hockey team. #egg

You are Nobu Norioka! Kendama USA's only Japanese player and by far one of the most skilled players in the world. You may not speak English well, but you don't need to when you're taking people down in games of KEN.