[Version 1]
Three men named Shut Up, Manners, and Poo were on a road trip. During the trip Poo falls out of the car window. Manners went to help him. So, Shut Up goes to the nearest police station to ask for help. The policeman asks his name. "Shut Up," Shut Up answered. Then the policeman says "What? Where are your manners?" Shut-up says "Umm, out on the road pick up Poo."
[Version 2]
Three peoples named Shut Up, Manners, and Poo were inside on a car without a roof for 100 mph. Poo fell out of the car. Suddenly, a policemen stopped the car and requested Shut Up, the driver, to talk to him. Somehow Manners took the car and drove back where Poo fell without getting noticed by the police. Then the policeman then asked, "Hello, could you please tell me your name," then Shut Up answered, "Shut Up,". The police paralyzed for a second and said, "Where are your manners!?", then Shut Up replied "Umm, oh! He's picking up poo!".