Do you think this advert is offensive?
I have no opinion
Offensive and annoying
I'm not offended by it
Do you like Candy Crush?
I've never played
Yes it's my favourite video game
What do you think of polyamory - adults having more than one sexual relationship at the same time with everyone's full knowledge and consent?
It's wrong and unacceptable
I don't see the problem with it
How do you feel when you think about miniature pigs?
Filled with hatred
I feel nothing
How do you feel when you think about sharks?
Like they're cool
Would you want to be a librarian?
No. God no
I'm happy with the job I have
I think it would be quite fun
Do you hate mice?
Yes, they scare me
No more than any other rodents
Your answers are consistent with being a man
Your answers are consistent with being a woman
It's hard to tell from your answers: they are consistent with being a general misanthropist.
This is probably around 50 per cent accurate