"Male models don't think for themselves."
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity."
"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!"
"You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there."
"I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model."
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face!"
"When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class."
"Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? "
"How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"