"They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go. But friendships never go out of style!"
"Don’t play hard to get with a man who's hard to get."
"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them."
"Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs."
"Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with."
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair who can wear white and not spill on it."
"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you."
"Relationships are not about playing games. They're about mature and honest communication."
"Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?"
"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."