13 of the Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions: Ultimate Stoner Edition

See how you measure up!

High Times Magazine
On Sep 26, 2016

Would you rather...

Go a month without dabbing?
Or be forced to eat a 1000 mg edible every day for a week?
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Would you rather...

Live in a legal state but only be able to buy schwag?
Or live in an illegal state w/ a dealer who always has kush?
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Would you rather...

Spend an afternoon smoking weed with Snoop Dogg?
Or with Seth Rogen?
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Would you rather...

Have an unlimited supply of munchies for life?
Or have a dealer who always shows up within 15 minutes?
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Would you rather...

Be known for growing mediocre, but acceptable, weed?
Or be known for pressing awesome purple rosin?
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Would you rather...

Be forced to smoke only Sativas for the rest of your life?
Or only Indicas for the rest of your life?
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Would you rather...

Be a master joint roller but never dab again?
Or dab every day but roll embarrassing, unsmokable joints?
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Would you rather...

Be forced to wear pot-leaf clothing for life?
Or always smell faintly like weed?
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Would you rather...

Always cough for 15 minutes every time you take a dab?
Or always burp loudly whenever you eat an edible?
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Would you rather...

Have a career reviewing pot strains from anywhere for HT?
Or make your money as a master grower in a legal state?
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Would you rather...

Only own a gorgeous $60K glass piece that you couldn't use?
Or own several shitty pipes you can use but always clog up?
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Would you rather...

Get paranoid every time you take a dab?
Or get dry mouth every time you smoke bud?
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Would you rather...

Date a successful stoner who always has weed to share?
Or have a job where you never worry about drug testing?
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